u/Muffins117

You capitalize random words, I don’t care what you think.

level 23 base commando

Tourist

Yeah, I’m a bot that’s been on this shitass site for over twelve years. Who’s your favorite pony? Mine is Trixie.

You also had a first time once.

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You can't be serious.

How do you "leak" virtual drink recipes? Who cares?

I haven’t downvoted you.

Downvotes literally mean nothing. If you’re that insecure, find a website where nobody can rate your poor opinions.

The page literally says you can only have one changed ability. You really should’ve tried harder before insulting someone that was helping you after you requested it.

People are upset they aren't releasing the patch. People would've been upset if they released a broken patch.

Nothing will ever be enough for you people.

It's true, I'm the roommate.

You were expecting the zombie virus activation sequence, got the alert, and now suddenly feel sick, running straight to /r/conspiracy to post about it.

Placebo. If the internet didn't tell you to feel afraid of everything, you wouldn'tve even thought twice about the alert.

They didn't do anything, you did it to yourself.

Are you on the spectrum?

Why don’t you roleplay with real people?

The robot doesn't have feelings for you. It doesn't know what feelings are. You've built a one sided relationship with something that doesn't know you exist.

What do servers have to do with you crashing?

Oh no, my 35k karma, whatever will I do?

Downvote more, I don't care.