u/Muscularmen

Can't wait for the most brainridden 4+ average elixir graveyard deck to completely fuck everyone in the ass next season, are you ready?

I main icebow, I am the worst. I hate everyone, I could go rambling for 40 minutes about how much of an imbecile $uper€ell is, how immeasurably biased they've been to bridgespam for the past 9 plus months (whatever bridgespam "nerf" comes is simply the monkey's paw), how the competitive game is getting worse day by day with these 4 elixir bullshittery "place spell resistant mini tank in back->wincon front->win" playstyle, I try my best not to attack anyone personally, but whenever I think about a company capable of harboring such an egregious, absurd thought process, that the worst thing they saw from this to come, were FUCKING SKELETONS???????? Just makes me wish to harm myself beyond recognition.

Exactly. Xbow is a 6 elixir card, that's half your bar down in a meta where recruits early into the season had a 60% winrate across UC, hog eq has a 5 percent use rate in UC, RG 1.6%, it is the same thing as me losing to 2.6 running 3.0 xbow, I can and will complain cuz I hate the deck, but it's on ME, I had the matchup, and fucked up MYSELF

Fuck Hoyo. I genuinely cannot comprehend how castoreek ugly bumass gets its 4th dedicated support in a 4 member game while half the CH don't have a single one or got some garbage.

It's because the skill floor is in the deepest pits of tartarus for using the card, but it has diverse options and a decent skill ceiling, so apes could force him to function regardless of the meta. But it doesn't matter cuz xbow gonna take a nerf despite having a 48% winrate somehow, $uper€ell knows their thing

Beatdown and cycle decks fighting over which retarded archetype is more boosted each season (both involve mashing cards around a wincondition)

There should have been a force drawn wincon and spell for every player, I truly don't fucking care, the fact you're essentially capable of giving your enemy 4 6 cost wincons while they possibly pick golem/pecker and start the game with 4 6+ cost cards in their hand makes it unfun. I don't like bashing on my enemies with zero difficulty whatsoever, and I hate getting stomped to the floor because I quite frankly can't do shit against them

I wanna agree, but there's multiple things to look at. Hog is busted, I absolutely agree, but what makes it broken? It's really easy to pinpoint all the issues hog's been causing back to the evo canon nerf, that's when it started getting this obnoxious 16-17 percent usages rates in top rank. Most of the winconditions/buildings have been completely butchered, while hog remains unchanged. Sure, I agree, hog USED TO BE balanced, but when everything else gets nerfed below standard, and hog remains on the old "standard" levels, it'll obviously stand out as an outlier for busted cards. I ain't against a hog nerf, but if they so strongly insist on keeping it as it is, buff either buildings, or give players options to defend a hog+fireball without massive overcommitment or taking 1000+ damage. (As a side note, compared to hog's 11% use rate Ebarbs 27~ is fucking egregious and I'm hoping it'll be killed off soon)

14k is fucking pathetic, just pick and choose whatever extremely high usage rate cards are there in royaleapi, get them to lvl16 and you should be done in a breeze. Mortarbait has some 60~ winrate in ladder, the whole thing is just a showcase of playtime rather than skill, now ranked is a much different topic

NINETEEN fucking percent. NINETEEN. You know how EGREGIOUSLY OP a card has to be to consistently maintain a 16-19 percent usage rate in t200??? This shit's comparable to SPIRITS, that all got butchered in the recent patch. And there are 1000% without a doubt some brainridden apes running hog that still believe the card isn't busted as hell and is just "baseline for balance"😭😭😭

Classic lumberloon has rocket. That alone should defend lumberjack+balloon at bridge. Your cycle's faster, too, so unless fucked straight from start with rocket last in cycle you should have a chance

Maybe not drop an egregious 10 elixir at the fucking bridge with a single minitank in your entire deck despite knowing your enemy has a megaknight🫪🫪

Yes it does, I promise you with all my soul the fandom isn't head over heels for fucking CANON CART😭😭😭