u/NOTTedMosby

Bro our cat did not give a FUCK 🤣

Fr though. Was he in a movie or something? New show out? I don't really watch him so I don't know

... you made that name up just now. Who??

Reminds me of overly attached girlfriend. Oh, the good ol days..

No, dude, you're the one misunderstanding here..

Why is bro so sad?? I thought exercise was good for you?

As a white dude... have you been paying ANY attention to white people at all?? You want to be white now? And I'm not saying white people are persecuted, they're not and never have been on any massive scale (for their whiteness). It's actually that "I need to be a victim" mentality that is one of the things that is just so unbearable to me.

Do you find, that almost every time you get your little face all scrunched up over a silly internet thing, that it's almost always just a woman living her life? I bet it is. I'm sorry she said no to you for high school prom or whatever happened to make you like this...

"Hey guys we got political refugees here, people LOVE coming here" lol

Why does it matter that the exorcist was black and 6 feet tall? Lol

Tell a close (in proximity) friend what is going on and to come by when you expect him to be gone

"I haven't gotten it in months!!!!"

relevant: one of my favorite videos from the early days of the internet

Pleeeeease not yet another white "we're the new black people" guy 🙄. Perpetual victims. I say this as a white dude myself. It's exhausting to be around, and every single time it's just an excuse for their life not turning out how they wanted.

Hi! I take screenshots of comments of cowards who like to make little racist or maga comments and then delete them like they always do. You've been documented! Just letting you know. Enjoy crying over the melting edges of your snowflake!! 😁

[This is a pre-written message for these kind of situations, bc i don't care enough about you to write something new out]

Has a psych ever evaluated you for bipolar disorder?

Never beating the allegations

I would get banned to reveal info about a business that is endangering children, tho.

/r/MildlyDying

I think black Americans have learned to live with a level of restraint us white Americans will never understand

Edit: lol I've upset some of the white snowflakes (really, the ONLY kind of snowflake when you think about it 😁). As a white dude, this makes me happy 😊

Fat people get mocked all the time, but that has literally nothing to do with this...

Is it fun worshipping a pedophile who sucked off bill clinton? Look at you and your inclusiveness! Many conservatives would've been turned away by that! You're almost TOO woke sometimes, that's why we've been best friends for 10 years, hunting down white supremacists, breaking into their houses (which you always insist on doing, describing yourself as "cat-like" with a little flourish), and putting peanut butter in all of their socks. Man.. we've pulled the PB caper thousands of times by now, from the leader of the kkk to Charles W Kirkland III, known colloquially as "the neck" for his ability to stick it where it doesn't belong! You were so supportive of the Black Lives Matter movement, staying out with them for days at a time. I was so proud of you, my woke lil buddy (it's ok, you'll grow up someday! )

Is it fun worshipping a pedophile who sucked off bill clinton? Look at you and your inclusiveness! Many conservatives would've been turned away by that! You're almost TOO woke sometimes, that's why we've been best friends for 10 years, hunting down white supremacists, breaking into their houses (which you always insist on doing, describing yourself as "cat-like" with a little flourish), and putting peanut butter in all of their socks. Man.. we've pulled the PB caper thousands of times by now, from the leader of the kkk to Charles W Kirkland III, known colloquially as "the neck" for his ability to stick it where it doesn't belong! You were so supportive of the Black Lives Matter movement, staying out with them for days at a time. I was so proud of you, my woke lil buddy (it's ok, you'll grow up someday! )

Lol this thread is FULL of would be csi investigators who gave up when they realized there wouldn't be a weirdo goth girl with piercings (wrong show? Idc) Can I join in??

Lol. "You are wrong" Says something that proves me right. You people have lost grasp of reality. Have fun worshipping your pedophile hero who sucked Bill Clinton's cock! 😁