u/NSASpyVan
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our fucking president is a goddamn felon. what is this shit world we are in. we went from the most presidential, intelligent, motherfucker, to this diaper shitting fat moron
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slip and fall accident awaits!
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It's a train!
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That's animalistic, I'm warning you ........
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Kinda like how I denied we went to the moon all my life, and then one day my family had an intervention. They invited Buzz Aldrin over to my house. Buzz showed me some personal footage he took, showed me internal documents of proof, and relived his personal astronaut experience. Then he beat the ever living shit out of me. I was black and blue before son was done. Ever since then, I've been a moon landing believer. Buzz does weekly checks on me. I'm afraid to tell him anything but we landed on the moon, to be honest.
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Wait, if I quote a USC professor does that mean I can become one?
Like in this economy, I could sure use a break on getting a jorb.
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Angry upvote... get out
It'll be tough to top OPs shitpost
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If this wasn't Trader Joe's I'd be envisioning them trying to sell single eggs for $4 moving forward and using this as a litmus test.
Though TJ's did just get rid of their 6 pack of tamales for 5.99/6.99? (I forget) and are selling 2 packs for 3.50.
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Damn, Koalas seem to have it rough on Koala street, all strung out and such.
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I must never have encountered a mad Indian person, because none has ever exclaimed they would fuck me. Not even the women.
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None taken and I hope my comment wasn’t received the wrong way.
I don’t see how anything ever improves if we don’t try ourselves.
I am a native San Diegan living in LA so this all hits me.
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What? How dare you ass-inuate she wouldn't have an anal mog-gasm from having her puckered starfish licked.
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Someone need to dub Samuel Jacksons voice, bitch chill out, hunny bunny
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What a horrible person. He needs to go to jail for a long time, and then be deported.
Glad the guy lived.
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Transgender killer cops shouldn't compete or harm CIS civilians
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Good, fuck those nerds, harassing citizens and wasting police time. Get a goddamn job.
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If one of those little motherfuckers resurrects with little bolts on the sides of its head, run like a wildman.
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How do I make will smith eat spaghetti for $20?
And can I replace it with a bag of dicks?
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Help us help retarded children.
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I'd be on like day 380+ if some cuck hadn't done one of those fake reports where they report you for something you didn't do. account was banned for several days and couldn't comment, upvote, or participate in any way.
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'I have glowy stairs, young Skywalker.
The high ground. *trolling*
You do not.'
OP. he is a terrible person no matter who he tricks into supporting him. I am just sad he caused so much division between people who otherwise would have been amiacable.