u/NerdBot9000

1,881 post karma · 97.1k comment karma · joined May 2009

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Surely you jest.

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Welp, they can and they will.

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Is the other available food any good?

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I dunno what can I do other than vote against his sycophants? I'm sure the are [***] amendment people out there but that's not me.

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That's weird. I have not experienced the same as you. Are you sorting by controversial or something?

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Did you get antibiotics?

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They're not lies, they're alternative facts.

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Call me a cynic but every time I've heard something like "this new casino will fund our schools, by law", that money somehow disappears into oblivion and schools do not benefit.

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This is why usury is frowned upon in many religions. It's smoke and mirrors to move money from the commoners to the wealthy. Tale as old as time.

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I'm not buying it. Pretty clear that Elon stole the presidential election for trump by tampering with voting machines. Trump and Co are doing everything in their God damn power to steal the midterms.

Democrats are not lazy. They go to the polls. I'm convinced that they are being disenfranchised. I'll bet you a handshake that there will be brownshirt "poll watchers" in every contested district very soon.

Your narrative doesn't make any sense.

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I think both of our opinions are correct. Gas may fluctuate month to month. But everything will eventually cost more.

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Quite possibly. Please elaborate thank you

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Well I guess it's time to start shoving French fries into the gas tanks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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What evidence to you have that any prices will go down eventually?

I've literally never seen prices of anything go down in my lifetime.

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This is Amazon strategy and it works. $500 for a burrito and no delivery fee? I'm in!

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I know this is a stupid comparison. $6.29 for a large fry is roughly equivalent to the cost of 1 gallon of gas in your area, no?

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It's all "very legal" and "very cool".

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"glitch"...

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Stop thinking so hard and just obey.

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Perfect submission for this subreddit

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Ugh. You just proved the above poster correct. Good on you for admitting fault below.

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Please don't loose your patients with the young people. The still have alot to learn.

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I would proffer that 15 minutes to anyone is an eternity unless they're actually interested in the topic.

Can I talk with you about the intricacies of cabbage patch dolls and their clothing and why some models sold better than others? It'll just take 15 minutes of your undivided attention.

No?

How about the taxonomic subtleties of jackdaws vs crows?

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Bad question, worded incorrectly. Also, probstat is a really hard field as humans are notoriously bad at it. Not sure why your 7th grader is being asked this.

Good for you for having the discussion though!

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Thank you, 🥐 🪨