u/NoodleBox

yeah that's what I thought, I heard "cop hurt" and assumed a Normie hurt her. no

150ks!?! Fark me I thought they weren't allowed to do that (even in chases)

Oh Reddit's full of assholes, you find a niche. Public service doesn't suffer fools.

Autism is not a fucking excuse to diddle kids ffs I'm done with it.

Your mental health is in the shitter, bro, because you diddled kids and the rest of them found out. Jails got routine and rules, usually good for the autism.

Oh, arse :( the mozzarella was fine?! Chalky bits in Parm are okay tho

Cheats cheap ozempic, apparently?

(don't recommend, it's like a shit version of colonoscopy prep mixed with liquid bum)

John can't do a charity bike ride this weekend coz he fell off his motorbike and is in a moon boot.

I went out for a motorbike ride today with Tim Peake who’s a brilliant lad and a great motorcyclist and I learnt a lesson today – astronauts are better motorcyclists than comedians um and so it looks like I’ve broken my ankle which means unfortunately I can’t do the ride.

• quote from him

"Continue to support John Hoy and prostate cancer UK" as well. So...that's it. Fuck that website sucks ass,

My goodness!

(I know that the game has had an image problem, but! Holy hell, "dangers of the vag", reminds me of "devil magic vag" from /r/justnomil lol)

Boooo :( i know circle of life and all that but bloody hell currawongs do you have to be that big of a bastard?

There's whole programs dedicated to the autistic / ADHD community in public service, love to see them in private industry as well.

Oh, the "bubbles"? I get that sometimes with my eczema, it's not like a uti or anything, it's most likely a contact dermatitis rubbing the first /top layer of your skin off.

I haven't had it in a while so I don't have any to show you.

If you're over 14 and can go, go to a GP (bulk billed - might need a Medicare card number) and ask

Yeah, I have some proper vom bags that I keep in my work backpack.