u/Nutcup

Don’t forget Blue Ivy too. They never miss an opportunity to pimp (*promote) her out.

Nobody asked for Blue Ivy. Stop trying to give us Blue Ivy.

I doubt you’ll get anymore advice from anyone in this sub, since we’ve been providing it and you completely ignore it.

Enjoy your tacky ass looking grille, homie.

The grille inserts completely ruin it.

Ding-ding.

It was the customer from their story who pooped. He had to establish dominance on the trainee. Real Training Day type shit.

You seem really unsure of yourself, brother. You have everything needed to be confident but it doesn’t seem like you are. Maybe ditch the stache and see how you feel.

It was time a long time ago

I’m sure the house smelled great…

“Whatcha cooking, honey?” - “Oh, just boiling some rats!”

Looks like Funyuns

Literally right here - click the link and you don’t even have to scroll. Do a little research before you state “facts” next time so you don’t look so silly:

I’ve seen guys with less rock facial hair that looks good, so I’d say grow another couple of weeks and then go see a good barber. It’ll never be perfect like you want, but a good barber can shape you up and/or recommend a good style. I see mine weekly.

You have enough to make something happen for sure.

Face shots out of anything in a NSFW sub is a strange choice.

Nirvana shirt is not good at all and needs to go.

Yeah ain’t nothing changing at this age, my guy. This is what you have.

It might be the glasses, or the width of it. Good growth though. Can it grow wider?

EDIT: maybe add the tickler below the lip. That might balance it more.

Doesn’t work

Common, Dr. Dre, Andre 3000, T.I. - all garbage actors. Ice Cube is an exception.

He’s also not a screenwriter, director, or actor. Most rappers need to stay in their own lane (looking at you, Common).

I’m definitely not at all excited about this and already lost interest.

Their demographic has been “not me” for a few years now. Just couldn’t do it any longer.

Kind of a silly take - anyone can shave their head and join. It’s the other way that doesn’t work.

Me too!! Michael Keaton is the man.

Literally the funniest scene in history to me as a kid. I would lose my breath from laughing so hard. It was the “honk-honk” I think that did it.

Yep I agree. Looks good and he’s pulling it off.

I remember when it first happened to my daughter in school and how when she walked to my car after school, I could tell she was doing her best to hold something in. Once she got in the car and told me, she broke down hard and I’ve never been so mad in my life. My heart truly broke that day for my little girl and I’ve never forgot it.

She also said she’s a woman too (like her friend). Y’all need to reread it.