u/OhNoCosmo

Velveeta "cheese". Flavor, texture, appearance, smell...there's nothing good to be found in that yellow, room-temperature box.

Your mother and I had very similar taste in fragrance! I wore both the AKII and the Lauren occasionally but that Must de Cartier was my signature scent throughout the late 80s/early 90s. In fact, had they not reformulated it in the 90s, I'm pretty sure I'd be wearing it to this day! Your picture makes me want to go and smell the others to see if your mom and I matched on all counts!

Oof

I LOVE watching that kid talk about nature. His enthusiasm nearly exceeds his dad's. It's infectious.

Yeah, the "noif vs. noif" scene was everywhere. You didn't even need to see the film to know about that. You did however need to be born, so maybe u/rarebird is younger?

Did he already sound like that back then? I would've thought a well-seasoned, aged to perfection voice like that couldn't have truly developed until middle-age.

^{oh boy}

every day while reading local news

Me: "This is the winner, right? I mean it can't get more FloridaMan than this, right?"

Florida: "Challenge Accepted"

This ^ is the one I choose to believe.

I needed to see this today so, thank you! I've been stalled out for about a week and a half and became fixated on the number on the scale, losing sight of the bigger picture. I am healthier with more energy than I've had in years and I need to remind myself to be thankful for that every day. The weight loss is a bonus to the overall better health I've achieved with this lifestyle. Thanks again for the reminder!

He does his own dancing too

And that bird looks way too big for that snake to eat. Do snakes ever kill just to be dicks?

In my opinion, it went to shit with the Demi Moore/kidnapping/after losing his leg season.

I've always used mine to exfoliate/moisturize with a shower moisturizer after using my hands to apply a body wash to cleanse.

edit These things are also great for exfoliating before applying sunless tanning lotions. My husband always uses them for cleaning the wheels on his car when I'm done with them.

To be fair, it is rather difficult to accessorize one's shower. I tried throw pillows and it didn't go so well. Hang a couple of loofahs around and Boom!. Instant impact.

Good bot!

We need a bot here that explains the origins of phrases like "dollars to donuts"

He looks like he stole Tom Cruise's teeth

I've always read that but, seriously? I feel an Olympic athlete, at the Olympics, would have more pressing things to be worrying about than getting laid? I can't imagine all the coaches are totally fine with this either. Or is it like an after-party kind of thing? Like once you've already competed, "Go ahead and get it on to your heart's content. Your work is done here."?

Wow! I'm so going to make the hell outta this for my post-valentine's dinner date!

Yeah, they had me snowed. I thought they seemed like they would be best buds off-screen too. I feel stupid for believing this now.

Thanks! Daily post-shower Q-tip keeps mine squeaky clean! But I'd sleep with earplugs in if I lived in India :/

I bet that sounds crunchy as hell too!

Fun fact.

So not fun.

Not nearly as cool as that doormat