u/Optimal_Inside9526

fuck those other monkeys. Punch deserves better

Hellraiser vs Freddy vs Jason X in Space

yeah, it’s a 3-position safety. far left is safe, middle is super safe, far right is semi, i think that’s the order. i might have safe and semi backwards

“look, all brothas don’t know how to shoot guns, you racist mfer!”

would it have been more obvious if they named it genericgunstorename? even chatgpt would've come up with a better name than that.

JFC. are we really at that point where generations don’t know of Chappelle’s greatest contribution to society? or is this bait

the commie bastard gets no food!

are there any 300 subs that aren't "dirty?" as for the smell, i hold my breath when shooting so i haven't noticed it, and i shoot lefty too so that ish should be right in my face. all i'm saying is for 60 cpr to your door from these guys, i don't see any reason not to.

hot sex

that is sex personified. not like “boring missionary with a starfish” sex, but like “raw-dogging the wild freak who’ll cut your junk off in the morning” sex. 11.5/10

maaaaan, that one chicken wing on the MUA is all fucked up

you need to talk to your Unc, i bet there are some great stories behind those. they don’t just hand out Silver Stars and LoMs

a little bit of warm water on the lid, a few gentle taps against the side of the lid on a hard counter, and bing, bang, boom, talenti all over the floor and counter. enjoy cleaning up the sticky mess. jk, it works magic on these lids. trust me, my fat ass has opened up plenty of talenti

bc the masses are asses, uneducated asses.

yoooouuu liiiike mennnnnn. you can see into my mind?!? no. fuck…

bc tucson drivers are fucking retarded

and that’s probably a jab at the “slow”

costco would probably throw a barcode and price on him. could fetch a few bucks or process a return

going to find your butthole