u/OttersEatFish

If you really want to piss off an XTC fan say that Skylarking is your favorite Todd Rundgren record. It’s an amazing album though

I’m far more interested in the seventh Beatle who’s only visible in the infra-red spectrum. Her name is Nancy.

What’s crazy is that he was so young here, just 35 but he looked 50

Leave us out of it. Thanks.

Underneath that hat is the flattest back-of the-head you’ve seen in your life!

Dunc is going to find out who did this to his career. He’s gonna look under every rock and on every chair that Joe Rogan isn’t currently sitting on or humping. Best of luck, Dunc!

I cast “conjure ice cream.”

Lovely. Also, you can put it up anywhere except a corner. Never put Baby in a corner.

The costume company can’t call it “John Lennon” for copyright reasons so the label just says “Liverpool Wif Beeter”

On the contrary, it’s highly unethical to wake the dead and expect them to do what you say. In fact, it’s just rude.

I am not legally required to give attention-seeking morons what they seek.

"But I am a Repiblic-"

Nope.

"I've turned against Tr-"

Nope.

"Don't I get a prize for changing my mind?"

No. Now get off my feed, and don't come back.

Once a Piper always a Piper

Canonically that was a child sized pole vault pole. There was a brief track and field craze in the 90s and due to the lengthy production timeline, it stayed in the movie even though the pole vaulting storyline was cut, leaving a confusing detail. Good catch!

(Hops into bed)

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(Hates Mike Love)

He found a ring that he quite liked then years later some short guy with hairy feet stole it.

The world deserves a Canadian Bond.

Pew! “Oh, excuse me.”

Pew! “Pardon.”

Explode! “Sorry about that.”

Team Fred

Yet somehow she was listening to the song while chopping up her parents according to her own account of the incident. How this is possible, science may never know.

The Devils maybe. Brighton Rock definitely.

“But I sleep in a bed with my wife.”

Just seeing that thumbnail, this song and that sax lick is going to be in my head all day.

No governing party in the history of the country has made itself more unelectable than the GOP, and still people will vote for it because they would rather watch the world burn with them in it than come to grips with their place in the world. My guess is two thirds of voting age adults are actively suicidal and don’t mind taking everyone else with them, a generation of people wrapped in suicide vests heading to the polls. Congrats, I guess.

Tom can sleep on the couch or in his gf’s apartment. Or he could buy a race car bed. He has options.

“The Ballad of Bruce and Getty” is my favorite song off of that record.

Damn, these _are_ the droids I’m looking for.