u/PaleBlueCod

Tfw I have the technical skills but hate dealing with people so I'll just keep doing grunt work.

Gig is up, Elon, go back to your planet.

I'm homo for that homo sapien woman if you know what I mean.

Yeah err, I always wanted to see Storm top her anyway.

"Fucking slaaaaaves get your ass back heeeere!"

I tell you, I tell you, the dragonborn cums.

"I can quit anytime."

Cool baby

Lesbian misogynist 50% of the time: "Fuck women..."

Lesbian misogynist the other 50%: "Fuck women~~"

Wetpussy

Nah, it's canon. Zommari shouted, "ACCEPT MY LOVE!" and Pepe said, "Don't hurt him! I want this one!" and later, "Don't you have love in your heart?"

He's simply too beautiful.

Black men wants to show him the path again.

Fucking homo Zato squats.

Did you know?

If you are short and your GF has big boobs that she uses to terrorize you, just suck on them, drain them and they'll become smaller.

It's a psy-op to keep their competition subpar.

FUCKMEFUCKMEUFKCMUEFUCKMEUFUCKMEUFUCKMEFUCKMEFUCKMECUCJMEUFKMCEUFJCMEFUCJMEFUCKMCEFUFJMDME

https://giphy.com/gifs/uvB5HAtmYJkg6U31YM

He's a femboy. Femboys don't have dick.

You think they have gay sex after that?

Fetish or fat acceptance, take your pick.

Weather being a bitch.

Why he tried to take a dookie while everyone clapped?

In these trying times, Jesus brings you peace and cum.

She came from foreheadland, she can see the future because of her megamind. Useless Griffith simp.

You're talking to one of those NPCs with less than 10 lines in their programming, talk to another one.