u/PhalafelThighs

She would be fine in Ketchikan, Alaska. Really she would be fine anywhere is SE Alaska.

Its was lies all the way down. Dan lied to Trump "there are thousands outside watching on the jumbotron'. Trump lies to Sullivan '$54 billion is on the way' They lie without thought. They lie about everything.

Better title. Katie Zacharia may have committed a crime by claiming she's a lawyer, complaint suggests. No need for quotes around crime.

Do Elon's immigration status next! I hear he outstayed a VISA or two...

Susan is concerned again. And again. And again.... so what's the plan this time Susan? Nothing? Got it.

Does this finger smell like poop to you also?

Treason

I hope she learns to like herself someday.

Skip us, head to Canada. We are all kinda dicks to immigrants in the US currently.

Beans. That's my full answer.

Done, where's my £2 million.

Sí. Why did they choose a spanish word for it?

Everytime words come out of Dunleavy's mouth

Not INSANE, its OBSCENE.

We do this all the time because we are, as a group, pretty stupid. Search 'Stephen Jellie, Palmer' or 'Randy Robertson, Kodiak' for more excellent examples of our collective stupidity.

I'm from the future, here's the order of operations.
- Russia secretly gives Iran a nuke
- Iran nukes Israel before the midterms
- Trump yells "game on!" and nukes Iran
- Putin yells "game on!" and nukes Ukraine and invades a NATO country
- Trump cancels the midterm elections and "The Coup" happens
- China decides it's time to go take Taiwan
- We ring in 2027! Happy New Year!

Trump and Co. Do not want those babies born on US soil. It will be a scandal for 100 years what they are doing to pregnant women in those concentration camps.

Baby steps Edward? Sooo.. who caused the unjustifiable devastation?

That frontal cortex is decaying faster than we thought it would.

Read this. Mitch is just a majority vote away. https://www.senate.gov/about/powers-procedures/rules-procedures/compulsory-attendance.htm

Let's go ahead and proclaim any current immigration judges that haven't resigned or been fired yet, corrupt. Put them on the list for when MAGA loses power.

He's overcompensating for ignoring us for 6 years. I'm starting to see a 6 year cycle to his level of concern for the people of Alaska.

He's doing a "Best of Trump's Lies" tour right before the midterms. Thanks for reminding us of your giant rich person tax breaks in the Big Beautiful Bill which is helping fuel our 40 Trillion dollar deficit.

"Give them bread and circuses and they will never revolt" 

If you are normally comfy in pants, underwear, and socks soaking wet with <40 degree water, then I would leave the rain pants at home.