u/PhunkeyMonkey

234 post karma · 15.7k comment karma · joined Sep 2012

PhunkeyMonkey
  • 1 He knowingly received pics of a minor, the method of delivery has 0% effect on how illegal it is, he is on the wrong side of law and 100% didnt contact the police
  • 2 "Wont get the old me back" and "the whrw who sent them" only to come crawling back to say sorry is manipulative behavior and shit girl, dat be them 🚩🚩🚩
  • 3 Why even miss him? Everything i've read he sounds like a absolute fuckhead and shit, guys can be cunts but there are some good blokes out there.. just keep your wits about you and then you will do way better than him, you're young and have aloooot of life to experience, with a little luck, love and optimism it will be fucking awesome! ❤️
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I did pay a bit of it and the dev's need the money bad, so bad they are flipping crypto to survive!

i've been donating to a rockstar dev named rajesh since after he tried to sell me crypto for pictures of someone called "bob" and "vagene" ?

i still remember when i sent him his monthly allowance an he said "thank u sir, u are very pretty! I code very hard for rockstar gta 6! U send me more money and i hurry sir! gta 6 finished soon!"

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Those radiators will have to be as massive as a reddit mod's mom for black body radiation to be anywhere near effective enough to cool it

And they need to be in the shade of the vessel/solar panels else they will collect heat from the sun instead of cooling

And were talking cooling equipment that we usually use tons of water to cool because air cooling wont cut it.. and now were talking cooling without air or water

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Thats the problem with attempting a serious dialog or debate with people brainwashed by propaganda and exeptionalism

any and all arguments, factual or scientific evidence or even just logic, are countered with an unfounded "thats a lie" or "factually incorrect" followed by a either a wildly illogical statement, strawman, whataboutism or argument without any proof, source or peer reviewed whitepaper backing it up

Its all "the narrative" and how they feel about it, which is ironic when its usually those people whining the most about hurt feelz, "think about the children" and participation trophy's..

Even more ironic, the cheeto in chief had a meltdown because he wanted the nobel peace prize even though i'd guess he's started more wars than any US president ever and he about pissed himself from joy when handed a participation trophy..

From a mega corrupt football organisation having nothing to do with the Nobel foundation or the inherent prestige from recieving an award from them

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"Pretty fast" is to say it very mildly, these things all the gods be damned, ranks atleast "underwear-soiling big-scarry fast" when they come screaming in on a sub-orbital trajectory from beyond the outer atmosphere heading towards you at 15.000km/h - 25.000km/h

forget running or reacting, if it hits your spot you wont really see or hear it.. its at most a little slow moving spot of light in the nightsky that will very suddenly grow extremely big and bright in a extremely short span of time before you get vaporized by a ICBM kneecapping you at mach 20

i've seen some footage of a incomming ICBM strike in kyiev where the person is not many hundred meters away, and i tell ya.. that speed man..

Its the fastest military hardware we humans so far have invented for throwing at other humans when we have disagreements with each other

seen from a bit aways

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Well fuck me, he didnt lie when saying "getting tired of winning"

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By upvoting it?

  • ❌ Upvote / Downvote != Like / Not Like ❌
  • ✔ Upvote / Downvote == Important / Not Important ✔

Its not about liking something, its about how important the information is
If we downvote all the bad, people wont know about it and the bad stuff will keep doing bad shit

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wow, i could feel testosterone leaving my body reading that

Sucking up wont make you a winner, thats soy boy mentality. I guess you would get slaughtered too with the rest of your family since you're not part of the 4,23% living in the states, and not even remotely rich if in the states so you would be glorified cannon fodder like the rest of us

c ya in the trenches, or more like i see you right before parking a weaponized consumer drone up your ass

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FTFY

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BrainRot

Severe Case

Must Be Informed, In Short Sentences

Major Retardation, Of No Use To Humankind

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Thousands?

Fuck that pussy ass "oh no its a dong the size of my arm and its scary" booohooo bitching

I will, so help me god, savagely beat that super sized salami like there's no tomorrow and its the very last ticket to see another sunrise

Hell, i got 2 hands, chuck in another horsey, lets get the party started

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Don't understand what he means by LGBT Propaganda

He googled femboy once and is now having confusing feelings thats making him lash out?

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Well he's not wrong, but also not totally correct, pretty complex topic

There's the immigrants that honestly tries to immigrate, learns the culture and adopts the values of their new home. those guys are great and a boon to society, they become a part of the society they moved to

Then there's the immigrants that just moves here bringing all their values with them from back home and tries to impose them on the host country, which is messed up since it clearly didn't work before

One is an addition to the society The other is a subtraction

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Don't need to

Fuck, I'm never going to that swingers club again

PS. Fuck you Steve!

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And yesterday it gave me gold when I asked for a news article describing Biden, Trump and a dwarf having a fistfight

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as u/Return_The_Crab said, and i gotta reiterate

socialism != communism

it's like comparing pizza and burgers

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Preach man, doing my part bumping this up

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Real men are strong

Real men do the noble thing despite personal consequences

Real men don't bitch about minor problems

Real men take the bull by the horns and get shit done

Real men don't complain about troubles, they fix them

Real men protects his fellow man and woman, helps where he can

Real men act gallantly

....

Real men feels emotion and cry in solitude else we're weak and not a real man, that is not acceptable

Even a rock will break at some point

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Also 8 but don't give up my dude / dudette

Life is shit, accept it and channel the hurt into motivation for bettering your life

Been through drugs, alcoholism, violence and general not a shit given about my mental state and well being

I Read "the art of happiness" by the Dalai Lama and Howard Cutler, that book helped me a ton to accept the shit I've been through and start working on myself and my mental health

And a shitton of weed..

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Some days I feel weird and unlovable

Then I read shit like this

I'm okay, hell compared to this shithead I'm practically God's gift to woman or something (I ain't but you get it)

Edit: oh yeah, forgot which sub i posted on unashamedly owning a penis, my bad..

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Aaaand this pops up on my feed when I'm 3 days deep into a 4 year relationship breakup from a gorgeous young woman

Shit I'm 34 and back on the meatmarket again

Don't know what the fuck to do

Is tinder still a thing ?

What the fuck is tiktok even

...

Am.. I.. becoming a boomer??..

Oh dear..

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What a interesting way to commit suicide

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Besides traits of psychopathy and zero empathy, kids are fucking retarded too boot, or well "life in-experienced"

Tried out Population: One, its 'furtnait vr' so infested with kids, fuck it, lets roll

first matchup i get a alright young dude, other teammate is kid, aged i guess 8-11

Kids got a tv running in the background, young dude remarks on the noise from the tv we can hear

kid just goes "dont worry about it"

Didnt fucking register in his brain that maybe other people found that annoying
Said sorry to the other dude and noped out of that game, refunded and havnt looked back

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"what happened next surprised them all"

We're down to this shit on Reddit now?...

It's the same reposted shitposts all the time, only way I would be surprised was if the video had 2 clowns fucking edited into it

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Shhhh!!

You're not on a secure line!