u/Pirat

Isn't it strange how the 'people' of Springfield aren't the 'people' who are capable of doing the jobs the 'people' who are being departed do?

You'll notice I corrected myself. Prongs, Padfoot, Wormtail, and Rita.

She does take it to heart though. She realizes Rita Skeeter is yet another unregistered animagus.

At that point Hermione knows of 5 unregistered animagi and only one registered one.

Edit: only 4 unregistered animagi. I forgot Lupin is a werewolf not an animagus.

I hate and simultaneously understand we're called 'that country'.

*sigh*

The ease that monkey climbs with an armful of puppy is amazing. Yet I was nearly as skilled in my childhood. Couldn't even think of doing that now.

I have always hated bro, bra, bruh talk. Maybe that's why I don't get this joke.

And yet somehow you and all these other people know about it. I wonder how.

Kash only watches with one eye. Who knows what the fuck the other eye is watching?

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and he wanted the troops there to shoot the legs of the protesters.

Well, it kind of is. It's not a Florida native so how did it get there? If a seed came up in the crop of a migrating bird, I suppose that's a natural act. If a person brought it because they thought it would be pretty in their garden, that's how our waterways became clogged with water hyacinths.

Has he gotten to any of the battles? The Scottish intrigue between Jamie, the McKenzies, and Jamie's own grandfather? The personal feuds with Black Jack Randall and Stephen Bonnet?

My wife warned me that I would have to about 100 pages into the first book before it got interesting. That was her experience. I was interested almost immediately and it just got better from there.

Many people lose interest at the point where they go to Jamaica after young Ian but I loved the transition to America and the colonial/revolutionary period is one of my favorites so was delighted to end up there.

Not at all. My wife and I have been doing this for years.

The Ollie and Sven Diesel Fitter joke told with a bad Scandinavian accent.

You would think the students might guess the cadaver isn't dead when they stick their finger in a hot asshole.

I don't think any of them should pass medical school.

See? I told you I didn't understand assigning sex to objects.

My translation program says this phrase means. "That is life." The 'que' doesn't make sense to me in this phrase. Even the 'si' seems superfluous.

Eso es la vida would seem to be sufficient.

I have never understood this thing of assigning a sex to everything. I mean a phallic symbol like a pencil is female in Spanish. It makes no sense to me.

Musk has become an actual Bond villain. All he needs is a white cat. But then, no pussy would ever get near him.

Oh Snap! Barack HUSSEIN Obama pulled a hussein on the persimmon putz.

I have heard that semen is good for skin care.

This cunt has become an actual Bond villain. All he needs is a white cat.

Big Lou was a big dick but I loved the food (edit: and watching How It's Made while eating). I also loved the place that was there before Big Lou's that made fried halibut and onion rings. I don't normally care for onion rings but theirs were excellent.

I also have a menu from Stubbie's and Stein's that I stole a couple days before their final closure. I miss the great beers they had. Their original tagline was '400 beers, none domestic'.

Unless the crew of the boarded shop was just cowering against the far gunwhale, I imagine it had to be plenty brutal. I always though the first few boarders were insane berserkers because they are most likely to to die.

Momma said there would be days like this.