u/PocoPoto

Slay the spire on my phone, and a close second balatro

Read it with a southern accent, it's beautiful

Not even food?you'll starve so no thanks

He's a scientist at Umbrella Corporation, it's a promising career path some would say with secure work life balance

Dragon these nuts

Witcher 3, the dancing/ spinning around combat ain't my thing

What if its a receding hairline, am I cooked then

Suicide squad, invited a whole group of people to the movie and was Hella pissed how booty cheeks it was.

Fellas, is it gay to like girls now? Smh if soo, call me the f slur cause holy!!!!

Put some shades, learn some Spanish lingo and you're almost there

Join a run club or volleyball league etc. I met thru a friend who i met doing that stuff, which I later made new friends from other friends and just snowballed from there

I know just right guy

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I recently came across the word "tchotchke" and I've become an annoying bitch reusing that word in conversations, because of how much I love using it.

Redline piss tunnel

Heavy is the crown of the swag king

How about no

But when I get high on the train I'm just mr. Giggles the whole ride

Valley of the wind

In my cousins defense, he has Aspergers. Also he was high buying them in the first place.

Yall ever been high on the train trying to get back home just to be absolutely paranoid out of your mind?

Are people not pro trump anymore on this sub? When did this turn happen genuinely

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Soo long gay bowser

The lord of tea

Cherish the people you love; surely you'll get older and feel it very little compared to seeing your folks showing their age. I lost mine at 12 and always wondered how life would be if they were still around at this stage in my life. I don't have kids, but seeing my nieces and nephews growing up is also the bright side of time passing.