u/PoopyInThePeePeeHole

I'd eat her on a cracker

Pick a body of water and start cracking some hydrogen for export

I feel like there is some preparation involved with tartar, like, starting with a steak and cleaning it before grinding it to order... Not just thawing a Sysco patty of unknown provenance and serving it.

Or at least I hope so

Toilet. Even better if you use it to blow your nose, then wipe with it. I do not, however, recommend changing the order

Ew gross. Only stick it in the INPUT, perv

That's what she said

Olympic diving pool. Bottom 4 feet of gold should be more than enough, with 14 feet of water on top.

/r/dildodistributionsystem at work

I used to be a reeeeeeal piece of shit

The circlejerk is that way, buddy -->

No. Not worth it. It will only trap heat and moisture and most likely cause more trouble in the long run.

I've had a charger outside on a south facing fall for 5 years now and no issues. It's seen negative temps and 100F stretches with no faults.

...so far

/r/shitfromabutt is leaking

You don't like a nice toilet apple? Oh, but you're probably fine with a shower orange. End fruitism

I mean the dog got lucky, he could've been on the front side of the earth's motion and immediately splattered into the ground

You ... You hilarious bastard

Actual footage of a butthole after Lysol wipes:

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7aCQTyoPLEVwVtZK

You'd think a guy named Batman would be cooler.

Woah... What if UFOs are actually fish submarines?

/r/UnexpectedUrkel

And if my grandmother had wheels she would be a bicycle

Chode tree

Infinity years ago?

USA next, please

Imagine the cost of many hundreds of hours of multiple software engineers, not to mention the CPU cycles used to try to solve this "complex" problem, when a $5 sensor would have done it for the added BOM cost...

And no. This will not solve it, I'll bet my left lugnut