u/Pottyman

Oh God I remember a terrible trough experience. After drinking some "liquid courage" during the game I was feeling a little courageous at halftime and decided to saddle up to the trough just to see what would happen. Another guy came up next to me to the right, right when I got there and he must have been a paruretic as well because as we all know when you're standing next to someone at the trough it's painfully obvious when your "partner" isn't peeing. So now we're just two dudes standing there, my dick in my left hand, his in his right, both of us dry as a bone, one might say.

Oh, it gets worse.

A group of five or six drunk guys came crashing into the restroom, yelling and hooting and hollering, and I looked over my shoulder to see the guy I would call the "leader" of the drunks directing his buddies to empty spaces at the trough, and then he comes up and squeezes his way in between me and my pee shy pal. He's very tipsy and he's crashing into me and the other guy as he's trying to undo his belt. Then he stops and I can see him surveying the situation. He looked at my dick , then he looked at the other guy's dick, then he looked into the trough in front of us. He then starts yelling to his buddies "It's dryer than the Sahara Desert over here!!" and I swear everyone in the entire restroom all turned to look at us, and then their eyes drifted down to our crotches.

A beat.

And then the roaring laughter. The pointing. The insults. Oh they think they're funny, but me and the other guy, we're not laughing. In fact, he zipped his pants up so fast I swear he caught the tip, and he just booked it out of their so fast. A couple of the drunk guys chased after him, but everyone else now turned all their attention to me.

I won't repeat the things they said to me. I tried to fight the good fight. I tried to bring up the IPA, the statistics, I even noticed one of the drunk guys seemed to be having some difficulties peeing himself, but I didn't out him. I continued to stand there for what felt like five minutes but it was more like five seconds, before the tears came and I ran out of there myself.

I left the stadium and have never gone to another sporting event again. I even won super bowl tickets the next year, but I just threw them away. A man can only take so much.

Sorry for the wall of text. I'm shaking just writing this.

They better get back on track!!!

Could try factory reset

Were you on CBS???

What's the obligation?? 😀

It's not even out in South Korea yet so maybe next week

Viz translates sound effects

I hope you will some day be satisfied

I actually like that change in the book a lot more. A flashlight is completely believable and avoids creating a continuity problem in literally the first minute of the movie.

Uhhh that wasn't a "change in the book" the book came first!!!!!!!

What did she say

There were rumors that he was losing weight in an effort to escape through the bars of his jail cell

My wifi a11+ got the update just now

Geez buddy whose side are you on anyway

What about security updates

Had it since yesterday but thanks anyway

Are you sure you're not confusing that with the upperdeckers he would perform?? Supposedly one of the three "secret signatures" investigators never released

Edit: the other two "secret signatures" supposedly involved making the woman victims try on different clothes/underwear and taking pictures. I could be wrong about this though

Lol

Could try a factory reset

I've read a lot of articles and books and followed this case for decades if that counts

Oof. Shoulda used official scans. Well, whatever

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