u/PrickASaurus

You know that movie with Meryl Streep? Won some awards?

Well, they left out some parts from the book.

just go take a piss. what are you talking about?

Yes - whenever practical.

Being in a hurry and needing to park quickly upon arrival? Usually not.

Possibly being in a hurry to leave for any reason? Much higher probability. Much more difficult to back out quickly and safely.

I don’t belong to those parties. They can pick whatever retard they want.

“Hey, this cop was looking at my computer and then called some nerd, is that legal?”

“If it would please the court, my husband is a mechanic and frequently installs illegal modifications for his customers making him a de facto expert in his field.”

Hmmm, well, what could make it illegal?
- A police officer getting advice is illegal? - is it illegal for a police officer to ask the public for assistance? - is it illegal that the person is not a police officer? - is it illegal that it is her husband?
- What if they had a car nerd on shift and they just waited for that person to drive over?

The husband would certainly need to come to court if it went to full trial.

I could see if he didn’t answer and they extended the length of the stop for an unreasonable length of time just to get him on the phone to look at the engine.

I’d also be interested in case law on opening the engine compartment as part of the traffic stop. It’s a closed and locked container (kind of).

Yeah… so… funny motor pool story. Don’t act like a cunt to the KATUSAs.

No matter what you choose - send her this: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DF9haLAuJFW/

And THEN block her, uninstall IG, or whatever you choose.

This is the one I purchased: https://a.co/d/4BhBIWR

Specifically because it is supposed to be quiet and I wanted a break action - didn’t want to deal with CO2 or multiple pumps. But there are a million of them out there.

I had a similar problem you do - squirrels were climbing up the side of the house trying to bust into the attic and set up squatters rights via the soffits. So… sorry little furry friends, you have to go. 🎯🐿️

Don’t be a c*nt

Edit: mate.

Good for you for getting shit done.

My advice to you would be to make sure you write some notes / collect your thoughts so it is fresh in your mind with a time line of everything you did and who you spoke to trying to resolve your issues so you can explain, concisely, what options you exhausted before you went either 1) nuclear or 2) full retard. The difference will probably end up being in how you articulate things.

Maybe you won't say anything, you'll just stand there and watch your chain of command take a beating... BUT, the last think you want to do is have the ⭐️ turn to you and ask for your version of events and you just mumble and stare at your feet.

Be brief, be heard, be gone.

I’ve said it before, the army needs to just eliminate BAH and BAS. All that money should be part of the service members salary. If they live in the Bs, they pay rent. If they eat at the DFAC, they pay for it.

Yeah yeah, I can hear the arguments that privates are slightly retarded and aren’t ready for that. Maybe have the Bs for like first 18 month of service or something, but get rid of that shit as fast as possible. Have them in, “this is how you rent a place.” classes, etc.

But this whole, “let’s be in the continuous business of building billions and billions of substandard housing units for a couple million constantly rotating employees doesn’t seem like something the army is going to ever execute on very well.

Hell, even grant concession licenses to rent on post apartments. But have like 5 contracts at a time and SMs can choose what 1br apartment they want to rent and make the landscape competitive.

Pay COLA for areas with high cost of living, but peg all pay grades to .gov pay or similar, get rid of all this extraneous pay and allowances… we aren’t in the civil war era.

OMG… look how many deaths we’ve had in that 12 minutes

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