u/ProfessorMagnet

That's a bald claim

I bought my 86 for its long hauling performance

They mustve accidentally quoted you for ultra high performance pads and rotors right?

I like to squat, curl, and press all in one motion. Gotta confuse the muscles to see the gains!

How stupid do you have to be to tailgate so close that you 90% of your view is the license plate in front of you.

Three legged monkey is a pats bar

He's an adult in a public facing role. He should've deleted the tweets the second he got hired.

You're asking the car community to be mature. Do you realize that?

What did you do to recover and do you know what caused your fatigue?

And it's only $34 for paperback 🤤

Maybe tentacles are involved

Genuinely curious: why wouldn't they search for the guard based on the victim's description? In other scenarios, I've seen people detained based on descriptions alone.

Only double digits? Let me pull out my winter clothes!!

Lay off the gym and hit the Cheetos. Easy!!

Is "Medium hot" like warm is it just your average hot take?

It's called Team Building and maybe you're just not ready for the big leagues

You're asking the city to make a profit and provide a fun experience. Two things you don't see in the same sentence.

I suggest either a supercharger kit or maybe a sun shade if he doesn't have one.

It looks young. The one I saw a few years ago was bigger but it's hard to say by how much.

I grew up just north of downtown and it is still in the process of being gentrified

Black myth wukong and college football 27...

Maybe you're both

I get that the first woman was supposed to be surprised, but what genius opens their mouth when something is be sprayed directly on their face?

Paradis Lost. There are some parallels but it's mainly for the word play.