u/PsionicBurst
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the robots are inventing ways to be religious (self.shortstory1)
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tauluris keeps hitting himself with a brick (self.youwillalldieoneday) [nsfw]
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its also where i go to do shit like this! HIT IT!
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(SFX: Clock ticking. Merges with hi-hats in 4:4 double time.)
I am The Voice Of The Jaded! (two orchestra synth hits)
Don't know whatcha do to me! (two orchestra synth hits)
In ya promise, in ya faded, like a wound begins to bleed, oh no! (two orchestra hits)
I am The Voice Of The Struggle! (two orchestra synth hits)
No, you ain't never hide from me! (two orchestra hits)
You ain't never got no reason, set the tab, you're out the door, yeah!
Never feignnnn~ning like the sick...
Fucking tiiii~red of the slick...
When you're cruuuu~ushed under the weight...
What's in for me ain't in for you, YEAH!
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Trying to work on my theme song whenever I catch flak here on this particular subreddit where people just...really like to make stuff up for some reason. No ash thrown at you though. Think of it as a learning experience. Don't go on the subreddits I go on!
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shoulda thoughta that b4 commentin!
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No, I want KARMA. And I~~~~~~~'m gon' get it!
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beatlesbos
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Read flair, thanks!
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I have one thousand bitcoin for this FINE collection. I hope you guys deliver to Alcatraz!
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Nobody knew about me, so i hunted down everyone who didn't know about me and told them to not know me
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the nature of reality is a road to a very slow death, ergo "i die, therefore i am".
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Because they have lead in their brains. (6)
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Reeeeeeead flaaaaaair, thaaaaaanks!
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Opt-out ai is still ai.
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In-shitty-fication comes for 'em all.
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Author's Note: The religion is automating them
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Author's Note: This is actually part of a real thing I've been seriously writing for over a decade. This whole thing is basically what I've been writing in a nutshell.
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>So, just earlier this week, someone from a discord server I'm in reached out to me because they saw we shared a couple interests, and we chatted for a bit and added each other as friends.
Therein lies your issue!
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what say you of the brick? the brick had overwhelming confidence in its one job
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technically, they should be thanking his father who started the custom in the first place
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UPDATE: No wonder it's so low! It's an HDD, meaning that your R/W is going to be exceedingly slow.
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Everything. Language is fluid, ya bozo.
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You redditors are so goddamned uptight about everything.
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Please note my disclaimer: "Please don't take this as actual advice. I don't know how the world economy works, like...at all."
I have bouts of psychosis where downvotes feel like I'm getting stabbed in the groin, which is why I put the parenthesis and the number after the comment to see how many rerolls I can do before I stop getting stabbed by strangers. Whenever the OP comments, then I gotta skidaddle because then that means I still get stabbed by strangers - thanks a lot!