u/PushFamous8782

I'll 3rd this sentiment

Drop the machismo... And watch orgasmo.

Adjust the skin tone to be slightly more orange and BOOM that's the president

This sign is far more coherent, clear, and far less deranged than a teerump speech. Also, no dementia sounds in the middle.

Well luckily we have a guy! You can't even fathom the level of jenius-ness; he can identify a giraffe from a picture! (Maybe)

A confusing conundrum, indeed.

Tis four that is right out. And thou must not count to two unless then proceeding to three.

You make a solid point... Hell of it is, I didn't even realize I was doing dogs. That'll teach me to post before proofreading!

Agreed, very morning mormon lingo happening in this post. I've done just about every common dog drug known to man and spent most of my life (including the time in the church, unwillingly.. until 18) as a "Stoner". This whole situation sounds "un-initiated".

Anywho, I wish the best to all who manage to get out of the cult (meaning any hardcore religion)

Washington State - yep we know what cube steak is. Also that it is not the same as cubed steak.

I bet most people (in the US anyways) have had it but since it's breaded and covered in gravy at the dinner they didn't recognize it.

Nope. Cubed steak is not cube steak. You can cut meat into cubes for stewing, but I cannot imagine using cube steak for a stew. But then again... People have done crazier things

Mmm steakseract. You'll see it on a Bobby Flay show soon enough

Insteaktion

Wikipedia says many things....

Haha but I guess I can't blame folks if that's the info out there

The best variety, IMHO

What kind of apron are we considering here?

I mean we've got the traditional "cooking" or "house keeping" type of apron, we've got the "butcher's" apron, and of course, I'd be remiss if (as a former home Depot employee) I left out the "Home Depot" apron...

Satan wants you to do everything the church condemns. Satan wants to divert your attention away from hearing the word of God. Satan is the great distractor.

Alright, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

I can handle a bit of peril!

Check and mate

Bottom of the lake? Now the rabbit is taking on the role of a watery tart?

What next? Is it gonna start distributing swords?

I'm warning you!

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No fancy Python quotes, just gratitude.

Thank you.

This effing Tangerine Tyrant should not even have been eligible to run again after his first term and J6.

When we regain control, we MUST prosecute all government officials, private parties, and politicians who participated in corruption to the fullest extent of the law.

Not political witch hunts like the current regime is doing, but legitimately prosecute anyone who actually broke the law.

He pays people who are very good with computers.

Similar, but very much NOT the same.