u/R10tmonkey

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But don't you see, we simply don't have control over the buttons we press! /s

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I'm waiting for the eventual fan edit that cuts together only Rue's storyline so I can just watch what I'm actually interested in

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Check out the IVS alliance then. They're really good at helping players of any level fund a good guild for them. And if you're a group of friends looking to stay together they'll be able to make sure not to split you up if they can:

https://tinyurl.com/4j3a2fhv

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And you can take your boyfriend since you clearly hate women lol

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The existence of the Genestealers cult is a retcon to how Tyranids work, as they have always expanded in that way. So I imagine you also hate that entire faction by your own logic?

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Lol. Lmao even.

1st edition aka Rogue Trader: the Imperium of man can only use FTL when the eye of terror "blinks." Space Marines aren't genetically enhanced, only their equipment makes them powerful, and they act more like judge dredd cops than soldiers.

2nd edition, with the intention of growing the game and making more profit, Imperium lore begins to be written to form it into the current faction we recognize it as. Space Marines are said to be genetically enhanced by the Emperor's genes. The Emperor as a concept is created to explain FTL flight instead but is essentially a psychic man on a life support system that looks like a gold throne. In addition to the standard fantasy races of Orks and Eldar elf pirates, Tyranids are created to imitate the successful Alien franchise to try and lure in more customers.

3rd edition, in order to grow the game further and make more profit, the factions are expanded. The factions are all fleshed out further. To appeal more to D&D fans, the concept of the Eldar are split into light and dark elf factions. Psykers as a concept are more wide spread throughout humanity. The first lines hinting at a previous Horus Heresy are expanded on as Chaos Space Marines as a proper faction is developed to appeal to a larger audience of Metal band enthusiasts. The Emperor as we understand him today is developed.

4th edition, new entire factions are created with brand new lore that doesn't fit the existing Canon ate created in order to, you guessed it, sell more models and appeal to a wider audience. Necrons are said to have existed before everything, completely changing origins hinted at in the universe and removing a lot of mystery as the origins of the 40k history are expanded on. The most egregious cash grab faction is introduced in the form of the Tau, with all designs appealing to the growing anime Fandom to get those fans as customers. Sisters of Battle are created and met with the same backlash femstodes are currently receiving.

I can keep going but my point is, this is how 40k was developed and how and why every factions lore is either written or retconned: to make more money by appealing to specific demographics. A more obvious and recent example is the introduction of the Leagues of Votann which actually drastically and arguably more negatively alter the known history of humanity simply to appeal to any dwarf loving enthusiasts (and from a cynical lens, due to the success if deep rock galactic).

So to hear these arguments against female custodes when the entire setting has been developed and grown due to much "worse" examples of this type of writing shows an ignorance of both the setting, and a revelation of why certain chuds actually dislike the female custodes retcon. I, for one, welcome th golden clad muscle girls

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Alright then, share your wise sage input with the rest of the class. What's your measured reason for disliking them that the top commenter didn't mention?

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Space Marine 2

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I've always wondered, what does boot taste like?

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"I can't wait to walk on him as a rug" is maybe the most cold-blooded thing I've ever read someone say

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My sister had a great comeback she'd always use that she took from an old video that always shut up the pricks and generally turned the lobby to her side. Whenever some incel would say some rude shit, she'd reply with, "I'm going to fuck your dad and give him a child he can be proud of for once."

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This arguement only makes sense if there is a price for entry, or a requirement to buy 1 skin/character/etc in order to play the game.

For every player that gets enticed to spend, there's are literally tens of thousands who will play without ever spending a dime. The game devs are saying "we worked on this extra skin and MVP animation, if you want only this thing, please pay what we're asking (the same as basically every business under capitalism btw). Otherwise, enjoy the gameplay for free!"

The people who are adding "emotional value" to these skins, and inadvertently preying on easily influenced and/or younger players which you disagree with, are the streamers who profit off of parasocial dynamics. If this form of social media didn't exist, MTX would look a lot different in these f2p games.

Also good to remember, if MTX were completely removed from the industry in all its forms, then everyone would have to pay to play any game. So if you're enjoying Marvel Rivals for free, don't get upset at how other people choose to spend their income, and just mind your own bysiness enjoying your free leisure experience.

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Username checks out lol

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I'm surprised you can suck Trumps dick so deep, yet still consider yourself straight lol

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This definitely sounds like "stay away" to me lol

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You have just witnessed the birth of a subreddit meme. Contrary to popular belief, they do not hatch from eggs like rhinoceros do.

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You're an idiot.

40k has been changing and evolving for +30 years now. If the setting acted the way you seem to think it does, we'd never have moved past the space hulk/rogue trader 1st edition lore where all aeldari were the same dark eldar space pirates, female space marines existed but sister of battle didn't, tau, voltann, and necrons wouldn't exist at all, and the entire game would be more like a confined board game than a tabletop war game. Horus would just be some traitor mortal instead of aligned with chaos, tyranids would only consist of genestealers, and the imperial guard wouldn't exist as space marines were originally meant to be the only military forces in the imperium. Primarchs also wouldn't exist.

Tl;dr, 40k only exists in the form it does today which you enjoy because it became more popular and attracted "tourists" that decoded to stay and shape the setting to be more diverse. Take your 13 year old gatekeeping self to another fandom, the 40k community doesn't need your toxicity.

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A better director with better insight into Spider-Man's character and history of his side characters would have known not to waste resources making missions for MJ to, in his own words "make her a more capable hero." Sir, she isn't a hero, she's a civilian love interest. Not saying they need to show her as a damsel in distress, but if it was so important that they make MJ playable, I'd argue its equally important to make Black Cat payable, and i can imagine missions as BC would be a lot more entertaining as well.

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You unmitigated, callous, absolute piece of shit of an asshole. I'd reverse your boomer-entitled, fuckwit of an idea if you ever hope to meet your son's grandchildren in the future.

You better hope your son doesn't realize for what he's paying your "market rates" rent, that he can just move out and at least enjoy his privacy for the same cost, maybe even move in with his fiance ahead of schedule and pay even less than you're charging him for the privilege of living in his childhood bedroom.

I can't wait for you to die alone, surrounded by the brilliant ideas and life lessons in your head, with no wife or children to comfort your golem-stone heart as it fails you the same way you clearly fail everyone you've ever "cared" about. You absolute waste of carbon matter.

YTA

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Gamers and not paying attention to obvious instructions, name a more iconic duo

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You just explained all my problems with FF16 lol

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Bro, literally the only negative thing she said about you was that you were the shortest of her prospects. OP, you're really gonna let the internets weird hang up about short guys ruin an amazing real-life relationship with your fiancé because youve been tricked into thinking being 6 feet tall is more important than being "the best in bed" of her options? Lmao don't cuck yourself you Dwarven king, grow up and go apologize to her and enjoy your family. And ffs go touch some grass, you're clearly online too much. Jfc lol

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This game trailers gives off the same energy as that samurai jack game that came out recently-ish

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Good

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Because he has serial killer vibes in some of these pics lol