u/Random-commen

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Lorelei and her cutie poutie squishy emotional support little conch.

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Gurl a little too whimpsy they gave her a boss model then locked her up.

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She took it because she was hunting (wrestle in bed) some tank (Marsha the sustain).

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Argus gulping two more picrasma candies just to make sure she hits you twice with one shot:

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She was an ambitious thing.

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Aye I’m betting on you fam go tank that Gewehr 18.

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Ah thanks mate I didn’t see you

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Can you circle yourself?

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She has a horror beyond comprehension gf and she knows it.

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“Anjo Nala charm that kid.”

“Sybau💔”

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Ohhhhh so that’s why my house so dusty. Damn rabbits.

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I sincerely hope the combinations of these words will never be repeated again.

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“Minus Schneider” sounds like the first thing Vertin said after Vertin done head-counting once that Storm passed.

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Can’t I just tape him down to a chair, feed him (non-awakened) apple cinnamon pie while rambling about how my day went and play with his poppies while he sighs in peace? God forbid I find some relief in this chipped world.

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She blushes and eat you alive.

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On one hand, she supposedly has very strict standard in choosing and brewing coffee so whatever she has to offer is very likely to be good.

On the other, I might unknowingly down my demise in the form of a 6oz cup whose concentration of caffein can comfortably kill 3 elephants.

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We can still make him soft.

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what

Uh, I genuinely do not remember saying that? I thirst over characters respectfully most of the times.

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Wym “freaky” I just want to increase my apple intake efficiency. Imagine how many apple I could eat without having to bite them chunk by chunk.

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Upping my throat game to the size of an apple for no particular reason:

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If we did erase all of that you’d have no clue and the slope turns vertical. At least knowing your history would give you something to stand on.

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Right after yelling his life’s ideal about “If we keep rolling we aint losing.” btw

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“Vertin, go to therapy or bust it dow- OH HOLY SHIT-“

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Others provided the tips for customer support but on a side note: please don’t post your UID on the web, just a safety precaution.