u/RayExotic

no fracture but that humerus looks deformed

E wall for the overdoses

There is no need for the restaurants no one cares

well when i do locums im all over the area and paid more. But not paid any different when in a single health system

that base and flex don’t add up to 500k

usually supervisors/chiefs

tape 2 toes together you can get through this

They are in no hurry. I have a history of criminal conviction so mine takes 6-9 months

I worked with a PCP who was the team physician for an NFL team. He was a horrible internist and had absolutely no knowledge of sports medicine. I have no idea how he got that job…

We have allot of security. They are armed at least 5 of them in the ER at a time. Things go smoothly

Go to your local FD, they can pop it with the jaws

Oh my lord where to start I am lied too every 10 minutes

I think it’s better for CC users $1 spent will equal 1 TQP

Had a guy come in psych covered in blood. I spent 30 min locked in a room with him cleaning off the blood looking for a laceration. None found. Next day saw on the news he had murdered his family that night it was thier blood all over him. Lucky he didn’t kill me

no i’m making fun of Katie Zacharia

If I passed the bar exam

I don’t even have ADHD but my doc gave me adderall and that helped allot

oh my god did you go to the ER and demand an xray ?!

don’t forget the fake seizure

I worked at a hospital once and healthcare was free if we got treatment there. No more

if your wipping out a tourniquet you’ve got problems

absolutely right what if it’s a bear attack or snake bite?!

paramedic, ER Doc or NP PA, ER nurse in that order no one else should hit the call light

I work in healthcare usually get a scapel to open stuff like that

yeah they had measles but died of respiratory failure and sepsis