u/ReadySetAdapt

50% chance means 100% chance of rain

You fuckin paid for this turd?

How long must one plow a row before it’s time for the hoe?

Maiden name

“How can you shoot unarmed women and children?”

Anyone?…this is basic cmon

Focus on our locus. I agree.

I'm also a tripod. I'm best suited for taking either low angle astrophotography or bokeh

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Bananas that most people get from the grocery store are genetically altered. The original banana is smaller, skin is never all yellow and it has more, narrower faces around its outside. Also less flavorful I hear.

^{I solved this riddle!}

A condom can be a balloon. Ever see how much water one can hold?

^{I gave up and revealed the answer}

I have a theory that T-Rex's short stubby arms we're in fact functional and contributed to their overall health but required cooperation between individuals. For clearing lower intestinal tract obstructions. Hear me out. A keratiniferous piece of material almost made it out but got all cockwise at the back gate and is holding up traffic. All that had to be done was for the affected Rex to assume the position (face down cloaca up) then a buddy at a convenient height and with the capacity to reach farther in than what would be comfortable otherwise could pry/grasp the debris out. Nice picture btw.

Shrapnel indeed. Chunks of hot aluminum, most with at least some equally scalding motor oil stuck to them, freyed wire from the throttle cable, strips of very sharp steel from the deck and/or blade..... Even worse catching a whole blade to the shin after something like this.

It can be caused by a bad casting of the aluminum housings or block. Bearing failure. Impact with an unseeen and basically immovable object (imagine a 1-in steel pipe buried several feet deep with about 3 in sticking out of the dirt but still beneath the grass)

I think Dido wrote a song about it

Order no less than three different gay men's magazine subscriptions and have them sent to his house under his name so they make sure and print it on the front next to the barcode. You'll get one year at least of knowing every month he checks his mail and gets his feelings hurt.

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How the f*** is a hammock, the word light, and a banana related to plumbing? I guess you could jump out of one, flip one on and discharge the remnants of one into the toilet..... this game must be designed for detecting absolutely insane individuals

Then I achieved more than I'd hoped. Good morning and thanks for the the feedback

one of my ex wife's scutes

your headphone's balls are showing

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tip $tgnbwick

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wth?

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$tgnbwick if you want to tip

You are a sociopath

Just use 100 ft of rope and a boat anchor to drag the area you want to fish and make sure there aren't any coils that you might snag on.

Pissed off about being pissed on is the epitome of "being pissed".

Your cabbage should meet my wife