u/RepostStat

i guess i am bi because pussy is really hot, i ate out a girl and fingered her and i was rock hard the whole time

then again i am always rock hard when giving a blowjob

I will get on my knees (and usually hands too) and suck a top for at least 5 minutes. Then I'll ask if they want to pound me, or I keep blowing them. Almost always, my tops will move onto anal. I more rarely (~20% of the time?) have tops say to stop sucking and get into position.

i had phimosis and dozens of guys didn't care about it. then again i bottom'd all the time, so it didn't come up much.

On Phimosis: i never learned how to masturbate right, so when you do, stretch it up and down as much as you can. It's gonna take months or a year or more to wear it in. if it's still stuck you're going to have to talk to a urologist

american urologists will push you to circumcision, you will have to stand your ground. you as the patient have all the power, and find a more understanding urologist if you need to.

~100 orgasms, I guess you could say ~20 masturbation sessions. I am 26 y/o for reference. No, I am not joking.

I bottom and keep myself laser smooth down there, and I would love a top partner with a big bush. I think the contrast of his pubes and my nothing is really hot. There is such a thing as too much pubes, I think around an inch is a solid length.

I tried shaving for years, but that sucked and takes maintenance every other day. Then I tried nair and that chemical smell sucks, I don't know how people do that. Then I did waxing for a few months, and I found that for males, Brazilian waxing becomes less effective over time. Like the period that you are completely smooth for after a wax becomes shorter and shorter with each appointment.

Ultimately, I got a male Brazilian laser hair removal package from Milan. All these laser places kinda suck because they're like car dealerships. They'll quote you a stupid high price, and you have to haggle with them to bring them back down to earth. I didn't know this and got a little highway robbed, but whatever. I'm about 10 sessions in and it's really effective. Milan is nice b/c it's lifetime treatments for one (big) payment.

A lot of Chunie's art is amazing but this one I might have to get a poster for

One top I was giving head to used his foot and played with my dick. It made me so unbelievably hard, if he just continued a little bit more I could've easily came

i’ve only been topped once by an uncut top and penetration was easier considering i wasn’t lubed up much

we don’t ever talk enough about how there’s a huge difference b/w cut loose vs tight

intuitively it makes sense that uncut or cut loose has less friction and is therefore better. but i don’t have a strong memory of my top’s skin/foreskin looseness/glide action.

i had a 2008 civic hybrid with aero wheels, so i never saw the brake rotors. And when I got my type R (huge upgrade), and with the spacious OEM wheels you can see the rotors, i was concerned. but this is a normal thing. a lot of people in the comments are implying this is obvious, but it's such a minor thing that people don't talk about it. therefore it can be surprising

I added a dashcam, WeatherTech mats, going to add that screen/fender on the front wheel arch, but otherwise that's it

I love getting on my knees and pulling back his foreskin. it's so hot i know he's so sensitive.

though almost all the men i've hooked up with are cut (USA). and i was circumcised as an adult b/c I had decently bad phimosis.

That is definitely some kind of tracker. It's not an AirTag, i'm familiar with that jingle and this is not it. My AirTag's do make a jingle sometimes when they move though.

Maybe a Tile or Samsung or something else

$20k markup is clinically insane. My local dealership had a $4k markup and just outside of DC too, a stupidly expensive area to begin with.

My dealership was pretty spineless. Every time I hem and haw, they dropped or cut a price.

i’ve filed two harassment reports with WMATA police and they did jack shit. one guy charged at me and trespassed the station manager’s booth. both cops said they would get back to me and never did

next time i’m calling 911 b/c i cannot trust wmata police to be 1) timely or 2) useful

i love apple tv shows b/c the good guys have iphones and all the bad guys have androids

also we need more DC set shows to actually use the real life metro for scenes

you should frame this

at the very least wear a DOT/ECE helmet, i do on my scooter

the only hate was from my parents like “why so much for a civic”

recently my dad had to drive it and he’s seeing the light

“all your files are right where you left them”

That is interesting ✍️ I'll pop the hood next time and see if there's anything note worthy there

It's parked outside in an industrial area of my town. So I'm a little paranoid of it. And I'm not the best car expert, but if multiple unrelated systems are failing, it seems like it might be a bad wiring harness. Possibly from the airbag replacement.

Interesting ✍️ I only ran it for about 5 minutes at my shop last week. I'll ask if we can run it a little longer outside.

😭 I want to believe she can survive

In case anyone has had a similar experience. Because my auto body shop admits they're stumped. They are going to reach out to another shop for diagnostic help — after they replace the power steering motor.