u/RightToBaerArms

Jordan Belfort has to be on that Mt. Rushmore of “media that dudes took the absolute wrong lesson from.”

Read his username quickly. It’s not real.

Eagerly awaiting the Ted Cruz x Bored Ape drop

MFs really acting like they’ve never been to Jupiter.

Not sure if it’s a hot take, but I think that episode had one of the most satisfying endings (relative to other Black Mirror episodes).

Baby formula is more of a necessity than chicken, so I think the comparison is already off. But even so, this isn’t taking “the last pack of chicken,” this is taking 30 pounds of chicken, leaving none for anyone else who needs that chicken to feed their child.

I feel like a motivated district attorney could argue two of those points.

“The victim reasonably discovered the abuse after her brother disclosed his knowledge of the matter, enabling her to recognize what she experienced was in fact abuse.”

Might need a Psychologist as an expert witness though.

Not sure if she was still a member of the church later in life, but maybe you could argue her dependency on the church as a community.

Unfortunately all the people doing nothing about it here are the same people who vote for district attorney. Wouldn’t want to accidentally pursue justice in case it loses you votes.

At this point, I think the New York Mets have become the New York Yankees of baseball.

108 wins... all we’re missing is some cocaine. Too bad we missed the cheating Astros era, that’s our playoff wheelhouse.

I’m much more partial to:

“LOL”

-Mets

Low canopies over each seat.

...and then adopted by Atlanta?

Was your teacher actually the Club Penguin profanity filter??

Hey could I get a PM if it’s still open?

At least he’s taunting the opposing fans, that’s a step up for Javy!

Look at the adjective! We’re not here to play!

“Legally you have to tell me if you’re an undercover Commissioner of Baseball”

Unless I’ve VASTLY overestimated my critical thinking and reading skills, I’d say it’s the only way to interpret this.

Honestly, it’s more insulting to assume he thinks he’s protecting his teammates.

Bassitt: they surely didn’t mean to throw at our guys, the ball is inconsistent and the blame should be placed on the MLB

This guy: FUCK OFF, TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY! WE HIT YOUR GUYS BECAUSE WE’RE BAD, NOT BECAUSE OF THE BALL

Bullpen cardio session

You can only pick a comment from the canned response bucket. Here, I got one for you to use:

“Hey cardsbros, tough loss tonight. Y’all are gonna be scary next year.”

This is all just a gut-feeling sort of thing, but for the first time in a long time I don’t consider facing strong teams to be a scary thought. Rather, I feel like the Mets are part of the gauntlet that other middling-to-good teams need to get through, rather than the Mets being the ones to face the gauntlet.

If someone had to practice basketball drills 5 times a day, would they be entitled to run drills up and down the aisles of an airplane? Of course not, because there are facilities for that. An airplane isn’t a basketball court as much as it isn’t a mosque, a church, or a synagogue.

If praying 5 times a day is non-negotiable, schedule your flight around your prayer times.

Or, put more succinctly, “don’t do it in public.”

Sort of feels like the same role he played for the Nats, allowing Strasburg to fully recover without having to carry the pitching staff on his back. And I guess winning a couple of Cy Youngs, no hitters, and a WS ring wouldn’t hurt.

I hear ya. I may not want to, but I hear ya.

As long as Gary, Keith, Ron, and Howie are in my ear, I can’t NOT enjoy the ride.