u/Robobvious

The vast majority of cheaters are egotistical idiots. They literally view cheating as them being smart enough to use a clever advantage, and they think anyone not cheating deserves to lose because they're too stupid to cheat like them. They get the same dopamine rush as if they were actually good at something when they cheat. So habitual cheaters are morons who literally can't comprehend that winning while cheating isn't the same as actually winning something based on your own merit or skill.

Garfield comics, Calvin and Hobbes comics, or Captain Underpants books.

Fahrenheit 451 should probably be talked about more than 1984 or Brave New World but I don’t see it mentioned nearly as often.

You do you man but I will say it’s the best place to park and go see a movie there imo since it’s usually free for the duration of a movie if you do check in with their system.

He can keep his carrot on a stick. Go enjoy your honeymoon.

Oh man… I gotta sit with this.

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They’re being decent, treating everywhere you go like a garbage pit genuinely makes the world worse. Are you the type of person to throw their trash on the ground and think they just created a paying job?

“Disgusting to see gleeful, rude comments… I can’t wait to see you all get what you deserve!”

Your total lack of self-awareness is genuinely fucking insane. I pray nobody has the misfortune of staying with you.

You should both wear a diaper to bed and bring your own sheets if you know you have an ongoing sheet soiling problem.

The smoking thing is easy, put No.

If anyone else was playing “Find the AirBnB Host in the Comments” you just won. Congratulations.

Someone was Hangry.

I know you’re just passing this information on so don’t take this as me arguing with you, but generally I still think that’s insanely stupid. You can’t drink from a sealed container first and foremost. Seems like it’s really prosecuting someone because the potential for a crime to occur existed. That’s some pseudo-thoughtcrime shit.

Could have been worse. Could have been a carrot dildo.

“Son it’s fine to be gay, but… we were going to eat that.”

They actually charge people with a crime while they have 0 open containers? Fucking moronic.

Employee could have been right about the policy but rude in how they spoke about it and that’s what’s being addressed. Might have been as simple as “Hey make sure you’re careful about how you tell customers about our policies in the future because that person didn’t like how you communicated it to her.” 

So I wouldn’t say it’s akin to throwing the employee under the bus just from that, but if you want to then go right ahead! At the end of the day it’s not like this matters or affects any of us either way really, lol.

A good rule both for life in general and for your friend specifically is if you have a complaint about a gift you got, just keep the complaint to yourself. You got a gift, unless there are wild circumstances you’re probably in the wrong to complain. Say thank you and practice being grateful.

He fucked off after threatening a home invasion.

Nah he threatened to invade her home, that’s a good way to get yourself shot in the face. FAFO.

She’s an idiot for giving him your address but it shows she doesn’t know how to deal with him either so good job getting the police involved.

Just label one as Banana Candy Flavor and the other as Banana Fruit Flavor.

Surprisingly the pro-life people are pro-violence.

Source that it takes more thank 10k to bring someone to small claims court?

I know I’m late to the party on this but does anyone else think Brennan Lee Mulligan would be an awesome Carl? I would love that

“It’s only a network Carl, how much could it cost?” -Lucille Bluth -Princess Donut