u/SafeAffect

20.4k post karma · 16.9k comment karma · joined Jan 2018

1. 45points

   Officially not kissless anymore at 26 (self.ForeverAlone)

   submitted Jul 2019 by u/SafeAffect to r/ForeverAlone

   21 comments

2. 20points

   Cocaine is so bittersweet (self.ForeverAlone)

   submitted Jul 2019 by u/SafeAffect to r/ForeverAlone

   6 comments

3. 10points

   Had my first semi-sexual experience tonight (self.ForeverAlone)

   submitted Jun 2019 by u/SafeAffect to r/ForeverAlone

   5 comments

4. 3points

   Got some good coke for the first time in years last night...DAYUM I wish I could always feel like that. (self.ForeverAlone)

   submitted Apr 2019 by u/SafeAffect to r/ForeverAlone

   4 comments

5. 320points

   What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? (self.MeanJokes)

   submitted Feb 2019 by u/SafeAffect to r/MeanJokes

   28 comments

6. 10points
   

   A WK stalks its prey (i.redd.it)

   submitted Feb 2019 by u/SafeAffect to r/whiteknighting

   2 comments · source

7. 7points

   Who was the true inventor of black metal? (self.MeanJokes)

   submitted Jan 2019 by u/SafeAffect to r/MeanJokes

   2 comments

8. 15points

   It's a Wonderful Life is the most depressing movie (self.ForeverAlone)

   submitted Dec 2018 by u/SafeAffect to r/ForeverAlone

   6 comments

9. 22points

   "I can't get this chick to stop texting me" (self.ForeverAlone)

   submitted Dec 2018 by u/SafeAffect to r/ForeverAlone

   4 comments

10. 1points
    

    Imagine living this kind of godlike, beautiful existence (warning: BRUTAL) (youtube.com)

    submitted Nov 2018 by u/SafeAffect to r/ForeverAlone

    8 comments · source

11. 0points

    Why is it anti-semitic to blame Jews for 9/11 but not islamophobic to blame Muslims? (self.AskReddit)

    submitted Nov 2018 by u/SafeAffect to r/AskReddit

    11 comments

12. 1points

    How do you plan to win elections when whites become a minority? (self.AskTrumpSupporters)

    submitted Nov 2018 by u/SafeAffect to r/AskTrumpSupporters

    1 comments

13. 1points

    How do you plan to win elections when whites become a minority? (self.AskTrumpSupporters)

    submitted Nov 2018 by u/SafeAffect to r/AskTrumpSupporters

    1 comments

14. 3points

    There was a time I could have gone out strong (self.ForeverAlone)

    submitted Nov 2018 by u/SafeAffect to r/ForeverAlone

    6 comments

15. 0points

    Did you hear they're doing a black remake of Monty Python and the Holy Grail (self.MeanJokes)

    submitted Aug 2018 by u/SafeAffect to r/MeanJokes

    1 comments

16. 0points

    [Meta] Apparently you guys are literally Hitler now for calling out hypocrisy (i.redd.it) [removed - Rule 9]

    submitted Aug 2018 by u/SafeAffect to r/KotakuInAction

    4 comments · source

17. 176points

    Why does Liberia have Ebola while Israel has Jews? (self.MeanJokes)

    submitted Aug 2018 by u/SafeAffect to r/MeanJokes

    8 comments

18. 0points

    What's the most satisfying part of a white man's life? (self.MeanJokes)

    submitted Aug 2018 by u/SafeAffect to r/MeanJokes

    4 comments

19. 0points

    Conservatives who dislike Trump: what are your main reasons? (self.AskReddit)

    submitted Aug 2018 by u/SafeAffect to r/AskReddit

    12 comments

20. 6points

    What do you call a black man with a PhD who developed a rare life-saving vaccine? (self.MeanJokes)

    submitted Aug 2018 by u/SafeAffect to r/MeanJokes

    1 comments

21. 1points

    If liberals didn't have double standards, they'd have no standards at all (i.redd.it)

    submitted Aug 2018 by u/SafeAffect to r/Conservative

    0 comments · source

22. 0points

    How did you discover that girls do, in fact, fart? (self.AskReddit)

    submitted Jul 2018 by u/SafeAffect to r/AskReddit

    10 comments

23. 20points

    How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb (self.MeanJokes)

    submitted Jun 2018 by u/SafeAffect to r/MeanJokes

    1 comments

24. 109points

    A year ago yesterday I threw away my last bottle of liquor (self.kratom)

    submitted Jun 2018 by u/SafeAffect to r/kratom

    13 comments

25. 0points

    What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? (self.MeanJokes)

    submitted Jun 2018 by u/SafeAffect to r/MeanJokes

    9 comments