u/SaguaroElk
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And for my next trick I will say that you will be an actual person and you can leave it in the garage for me to get it done by tomorrow.
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The world is waiting, now you are feeling completely better and you deserve it.
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The world is full of death and I brush it off and I keep working.
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The best beauty tip I ever got was necessary for my survival in the world of constant love.
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All I can think of is the King of Queens! 🤣
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Sitting on a toilet, I realized that I was like Douglas for the first time in my life. (...what...?)
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Maybe I'm biased because at the end of my grandparents' lives, some of the most simple things would bring them so much comfort and joy. A donut, a candy bar, ice cream, etc... I will give candy to anyone! If something so simple can bring a good feeling, then I'm all for it! No costume necessary! You get a candy, you get a candy, EVERYONE gets a candy!!!! ... from me. =)
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Did you know I have had such intense energy about the dogs and myself and you.
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Together, we could do a tarot reading for you to know that I am serious about you. .... oh, my... =/ well, this is awkward.
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I can't tell you how much I hate to be a team of people and I would never want to be a team of people. (Uhhhh, okay. I mean, I do spend a lot of time alone....)
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I'm going to have to go with... i love it! Yes, of course, he does look derpy as others have pointed out. BUT as others have ALSO pointed out... he is quite adorable and absolutely unique! I wouldn't be ashamed to have him! He's like a cute little friend who just wants to cheer everyone up! He's excellent!
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If I had to go back I would say I know for a fact that you do get some flowers from the dog with the toys.
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Shut the front door! Where'd you get a job from because you were costing me a lot of money.
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Miniature Pinscher... but, don't ask me. I am completely biased and have had the breed since 2008!
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What do you think about the dog with the black Cadillac that hardly runs over people?
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Those flashing lights... 😵💫
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Pink
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I got A and C ... but my other letter was R.
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Oh, my goshhhhh I hate it so much!
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Wait, I'd love to get notified if anything more comes of this! How odd!
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🤣🩷😭😅
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A typical Sunday for me looks like: a dream and a great day to be an actual karaoke singer.
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I love that we both seem to be feeling completely better and I would never expect a response from you.
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Is it true that you can't see the harm in it for the most likely reason.
When I got home I looked in the back seat and found it in the bathroom with my dolls.