u/SaltMineForeman
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SaltMineForeman
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It wasn't fun, that's for sure. I'm doing somewhat better now, thanks. Still dealing with male doctors telling me shit's all in my head on occasion. It's ridiculous, but at least I've learned how to fire asshole doctors instead of take it and suffer in silence.
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Or under your boob or armpit works too. Might wanna have a barrier though so you don't get stank all over it.
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They're aspiring Proctologists... and bred to burrow...
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This was how it was for me, except it got to the point of my fingers being noticeably deformed by others, not just me. So after decades of "hypochondria", someone finally took the time to look at me and listen to me, not just blood work.
Taking "I'm too exhausted and in pain to get out of bed" seriously instead of saying "oh, you're young. We all have those days. It'll get worse as you get older. Welcome to your 30s." You get the point.
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This is going to be the only time I say this about a dog... But... I think you need to get it a little high.
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There's mad hatter clothing!
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Helllllll yeah! Not about the asthma, that shit sucks. I'm just glad I guessed right.
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Late 20s to late 30s, maybe a 3-7 year age gap in between you two. At least one of you is transgender, both fem presenting, you're in a lesbian relationship. You have an active bedroom life and are open with each other. At least one of you is submissive. At least one of you has asthma and one or both are on the spectrum. You don't entertain regularly besides having very close friends come by occasionally. Some of those books are display only, but you'd lend one out to a good friend if asked.
How'd I do?
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The picture you sent made me jealous.
Also thank you for the fun fact.
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Thank you!!
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Forget you have the blunt while telling a story.
Ash in something that isn't an ashtray.
Roll one.
Pack a bowl.
Someone has a nickel in their grinder.
Someone says, "These edibles ain't shit" a little too early.
Someone needs help with Reggie.
A lighter dies.
Someone finds a seed.
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If you have any painful areas when you go in, tell them before they start. If it hurts while they're doing it, tell them it hurts and ask them to be sensitive with that area. If you're getting a foot massage with it, definitely tell them of any painful areas.
Beyond that, I don't think getting pedicures has been any different for me. I've seen the same husband and wife team for my mani/pedis for over a decade now so they're aware and have seen my disease progress over the years, but it shouldn't make a huge difference unless you have severe deformities... even then, they've probably dealt with worse feet.
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For what it's worth, I get compliments on my pink tinted glasses all the time. Either way, comfort before fashion.
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Lmao yeah, it's a thing that happens. I haven't been out drinking in over a decade, but I've seen it happen more than once. Usually it's more than one random girl yelling back "NOooooOooOoo!!" at the same time.
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Zenni Optical has pink tinted migraine lenses that help me a LOT. I wear the 25% tint as my regular glasses and the highest for sunglasses.
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More fall than Halloween but hey!
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Pineapple as well. Salt negates bitterness, thus making it taste sweeter naturally. You can also sprinkle a little salt in black coffee to cut down on bitterness as well without using cream.
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I use a recumbent stationary bike at home and get in a pool to swim any chance I get. Swimming is rare but with my bike at home, it's a lot easier, especially with morning hip stiffness.
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Mmhmm. It's amazing to be able to have the option to sleep in my own bed. I use ear plugs but, I swear... Some nights he's moving around so much it's like he's doing ballet while lying down. And because of this comment and the fact that it's almost 6am here, I do believe I'll take my dog to cuddle in the spare bedroom lol
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Awwww haha thanks
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They make little tutus and it's kinda hard to piddle on them with female anatomy.
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Thank you! She seems to love it!
I think she needs a skirt now though...
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She's extra ready when she's feelin' her bad self.
It isn't. I just spent the last 20 minutes looking. That commenter is ignorant.