u/SeeYouInHellCandyBoy

MOVE!

That AI is full of SHIT!!

I got to keep reminding myself that it is now 2026, and the original series was sixty years ago.

I love all the names of the hobo boxers. Boxcar Fred, Boxcar Joe, Boxcar Ira, Switchyard Sullivan.

Homer is a dope.

Should’ve went with is non-union Mexican counterpart.

The first episode really does hit with a bang. "The name's Cyrus. CYRUS! And I don't give a fuck who you are."

Nothing quite like a slow-grilled Newfoundland steak and cheese sandwich with a fresh cold beer by a camp fire while rocking some Kim Mitchell on a cassette stereo that still somehow manages to work.

On that note, if Lord Helmet does get blown to smithereens at the end of the new movie, that will be nothing short of amazing. 

Die Bart die!

Now I can't help but imagine Geralt of Rivia tearing through Novagrad on a Tr*k, while yelling at Zoltan and Dandelion to get out of his way because he's on Strava.

I’ll tie Bill Goldberg to a telephone pole and let Big Daddy V buttfuck him!!

I stole a plane from the airport and tried to fly off the island. When it ran out of fuel and crashed into the ocean I said “SHIT!”

Crazy to think that hippies where this thing from thirty years ago thirty years ago.

Unless they got POWER!

We love Atchoo. Do you have anymore bumper stickers?

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HAVE NCIE DAY !

Ace and Gary approves.

In 27 years when GTA VII comes out, it has to take place in Russia.

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Oh wow! I didn't even actually say the word and the automated system still got me. Proof is in the pudding I guess.

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There's a whole lotta creaming going on in this room!

I live for this moment.