u/SenorSignor

Anyone can have this service free with google voice

Not true! I haven't had a haircut in almost 3 years, and I've got hair halfway down my back.

Yeah, people still do that.

You know why I hate living in Vancouver? I've lived here 4 months, had my car broken into once and then stolen when it wouldn't lock anymore, had someone ask to borrow my phone and run off with it, been mugged twice, and literally every time I leave the house after about 10 I am at least harassed by bums for cigarettes. I don't even smoke.

There is not shit to do here. It's miles and miles of mini-marts and cheap housing. The people that have actually settled on spending their lives here have given up on life and are depressing as fuck. I came here for the cheapest college education on the west coast, but I'm leaving after this quarter before I either snap or turn into one of these sad-sack motherfuckers. My sanity is worth an extra few grand a year. Since I lost my car I can't stop thinking about how it would take me more than a day to get out of the city on foot and it freaks me out. I haven't actually been alone in months, you can always at least hear someone nearby. I'm from Alaska and Vancouver is pretty much my version of hell.

I think that's the point he was trying to make. Due to No Child Left Behind, a 10th grader now belongs in geometry rather than pre-calc. Because if some kids were in pre-calc, the ones in geometry would be being left behind. Doesn't make much sense, does it?

I bet you call your mom's twat a vag don't you

Is that a challenge, milady?

I heard my parents on the phone making arrangements to have me picked up by one of these camps in Utah. I dressed warm, packed up my laptop, sold my TV and sound system to a friend for $700, and got on a bus to Oregon that night. That was 5 years ago. I haven't seen or talked to my parents since then, and I don't want to.

I'm absolutely suggesting this to my local track. I've never heard of anything like it before, it sounds life changing.

They sell "police family" bumper stickers and I.D. stickers for this very reason.

Why, you're one of the healthiest children I've ever seen! And such plentiful organs!

Keep it in your safe.

Severe long-term brain and liver damage!

Why don't you just put them in the goddamn washing machine?

Me too, brother. Me too.

I googled electro swing because of this comment, I need more like this. Any suggestions?

Here's a two-pack

I was behind a man making a very similar purchase a couple weeks ago. He was staring at the cucumbers like that the entire time. The pic is shitty as I was trying to take it with stealth