u/SerpentFinger

Not according to u/Sporketeer in the comments.

Not true! At least, not the last time I checked…

edit: The deleted comment was u/Trekie34 saying I was a bot and then deleting it when he realized that wasn’t the case.

https://preview.redd.it/208kxdlqmwvh1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b94eac439cb66d695f830fb649f87f5623040fb8

I’ll be young forever.

r/usernamechecksout

Source: IG @edselijamesbatuigas

If I’m the karma whore, I can’t even imagine what you are.

https://preview.redd.it/jgigidpodhth1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce69380e7d4e3c370acea5182e4951558dcee1c4

u/AccordingMedicine129

Deleted everything. Extremely embarrassing.

https://giphy.com/gifs/CnO1RYDZTBhwOZgWHz

They do this all the time. They’re excellent swimmers.

u/SeriousTumbleweed981 said the monkey was dumb, not understanding that they’re known for swimming. Deleted the comment.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Wt6kNaMjofj1jHkF7t

Reposted.

edit: That community lost their shit when I reposted it. Nvm.

Nice

In the photo? It was the Young Women’s Republican Club.

edit: u/yblame Said this was a bridge club and then deleted the comment.

It was chimpanzee shit.

u/Bird_the_Impaler

Yeah…. I would’ve deleted all of that if I were you, too.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3osxYgD4kfm3mGM0Ra

Don’t get so emotional. Here’s the full clip.

https://giphy.com/gifs/fb5lozVxhBwVFFByW8

I can’t (won’t) answer because you’re 100% correct—I am totally a bot you’ve been raging at all this time.

https://reddit.com/link/p4og379/video/h81ggqimsdkh1/player

Sure thing. What is bothering you so much about me? Don’t like the subreddit r/SweatyPalms?

Why so mad? I’m just postin’.

That’s the one!

So that’s two companies that should be writing me paychecks for these posts.

Someone added color to it.

Yeah, because the best advertisers always delete their ads.

…Wait.

You gotta let me know where I can collect my paycheck for these Reddit posts, then!