u/Shagomir

Ma'am this is illegal.

That's just normal nurgle iconography it's fiiiine.

She chose you now, and that's what is important. Make sure you clearly communicate your boundaries and expectations like an adult. You can't be jealous about past partners or you'll screw up the whole relationship right from the start.

Remember that women are people too, with their own feelings and desires that are just as valid as yours. We don't get to shame them for exploring those feelings or satisfying those desires, and we don't get to shame their past partners. It doesn't matter what she was doing when she wasn't in a relationship with you, no matter how you felt about her at the time.

You don't get to dibs a person because you have feelings, and you don't get to shame that person for the things they did when you weren't with them. Your friend might have "disrespected" you but it's unfair to even put him in that position. You liked her, but you weren't in a relationship with her when she made those choices. You are now. Don't fuck it up by dwelling on the past.

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the white ones look like teeth.

This has the same energy as the label of Dr. Bronner's Magic Soap.

"What caused this?" "Three billion years ago, a star in a distant galaxy exploded and released a high-energy particle that happened to hit your computer in exactly the right spot." "That seems unlikely" "Look I can't reproduce the issue, it's working fine now. It's as likely as anything. Let me know if it happens again, or if you find a way to duplicate the issue."

My go-to answer for 25 years.

I like PICNIC - Problem In Chair, Not In Computer

He can't read to her because he's too busy disrupting pancakes.

Don't let perfect be the enemy of good. It's so pervasive.

Well, I mean. If they sent a reproter, and the court order specified a reporter...

I mean, don't knock it till you try it. My wife loves it.

get a piece of paper towel. work a corner free (you can use a butterknife like in the video but I can do it without). Then use the paper towel to grasp the membrane and just pull the whole damn thing off in one smooth motion.

The requirement is with the pants. White at home, not white on the road.

Used to do pizza delivery, manager tried this shit and our DM slapped him with DOT rules about how long someone can drive and minimum rest periods. I don't know if they even applied to us but he had our backs.

Everyone's schedule was pretty regular after that.

LOL at my current job we have "academic freedom" and that apparently means the academic freedom to look at art (aka porn) on the clock.

I'm in IT so it's something I run into very rarely. Just have to pretend I didn't see anything.

I was a big fan of all the time they spent lingering on the GB sideline's shocked, defeated expressions.

I thought that interception was an incredible play, then Air Jefferson leapt 5 yards to get the TD. What the hell man.

I had one of these for ever. I used to use parchment paper on one of these to heat up stuff like chicken tenders, jalapeno poppers, etc. I was very careful to make sure it curled down, so it was pushing against the metal wheel thing.

I got married and my wife started a fire immediately by putting the parchemnt paper the wrong way around (so it curled up into the heating elements) and then she made me get rid of it.

I still miss it.

Because of the way the new CBA alters signing bonuses, I'm almost certain he'll get a deal done before the 15th. Regardless of term, it will look like Kaprisov's, with almost all of the salary being a signing bonus. Kap gets one million a year as his salary and the rest is signing bonuses.

It's extremely likely we see it before the end of the day on Monday, since the new CBA kicks in on the 15th and changes the way contracts can be offered.

Just raw-dogging mediocrity out there in Detroit. It hurts to see.

I love to say "Opiliones" whenever I see one of them. It's such a fun word.

Grey Knights. "We're space marines but made from the Emperor's geneseed instead of the primarchs!" please that doesn't even make sense. It's like they took the dumbest lore from someone's OC chapter and made it official canon. Get out of here with your mary sue bullshit.

The stupid giant robot thing is the ugliest thing I've ever seen, too.

Go look at old viking shirt patterns. They're the same.

Thank you! I love the username.