u/ShesATragicHero

More details would be nice. A minor scratch? Sideswiped? Front end damage?

Everything about you is flat. If that's what you're looking for, you naked it.

Are you allergic to colors?

Sturdy and gravity friendly

I mean, it sounds like a very reasonable recipe.

Except for the “His Excellency” part.

You have to have a heart first to know you’re wrong.

Bruh if there’s a car there, don’t hit it.

Static or not.

Stop being sexy at me you jerk

You always have the no cost option to not be ignorant

Step 1. Provide details so people can give advice.

Define “some”.

This is important.

Be rich and control others theft and driving proclivities.

I’ll get right on that.

This is why we can have nice things.

Can’t call your representative if you’re poor and dead

Too wordy for those that need it most.

“No medicaid hurts your money #nohealthcarebad”

They’re having a gay ol’ time.

I need to trim my cheeks down, but one day….

Be honest? You are gorgeous and confident as all get out. Pic 5 you look like…you! Go out have fun and the men will come.

Soo many people would kill for that hair swoop too haha.

George Bush dodged both.

Twin towers, not so much.

Hell no.

I’m with you, not them.

Spit your A game girl, shoot your shot.

A 7 year loan?

A newer more responsible girlfriend is faster and cheaper.

Girlfriend: “It’s 2am, put the iPad down and come to bed.” Me: “in a second.” Her: “are you looking at used rusted out 1940s GMCs again?”

………..you don’t know that

I’m so fvcking good at doing dishes and folding laundry without being asked.

I’m not joking, you’re definitely pretty but still so young. You don’t need internet dork validation, go kick ass and have fun.

And learn to hustle at billiards and pool halls, no one will se it coming.