u/Shroffinator

"you're hard omg you're ready to go lets gooo"

no - sex is the furthest thing from my mind rn, you just put your hand on my leg and I saw some cleavage. Dick & brain are often not acting in unison.

I think the fear is just being disoriented in a black space underwater and drowning quickly because you're panicking

FUCK YEAH LETSGOOO VIRGINIA DEATH TO TYRANTS AND HAILER OF NIPPLES

his pinky is meatier than most men's dongs

THANK YOU

10 by a mile. Some of you are psychopaths

Top man is the spitting image of Pulp Fiction “I’m pretty far from okay” actor

This parachute seemed to have worked incredibly well but it is still beyond me why anyone ever flies in a personal aircraft without an individual parachute. It's a couple thousand dollar backup that you can afford if you afford a plane.

what has he said/done? I just see him on random clips talking like a self help guru.

Obviously, that would be good, regarding everything not excluding sex...

If the band name is readable, the lyrics are somewhat understandable, and you’re not one of half a dozen fans, then I hate to break it to you kiddo but your band is literal trash.

As a DMV local I loved watching this show but also felt sorry for the distant locations they constantly hopped around to and the imaginary traffic they must’ve experienced.

the pulled-back image across the water with the lightning and megoliths are so incredible, they block the sky

this is why I'm terrified of rivers, you can get this laundromat effect where rapids occur. Happy they got out and survived.

the guardian recording is def really dedicated to correcting this behavior

I hope they got knocked up on shore again but this is how a lot of people die

Vanilla Extract

the other day there was a video of human orge getting out of an 18wheeler butt ass naked and this seems like the female version of him

idk there's a certain crazy look that belongs to an unhinged women

As long as we get the reverse so I can see the daddy issues and onlyfans crossover

squeaky

To be his bodyguard you have to beat him in a fight

this is what soccer players look like to me running around with DORITOS on their chest and back

Dad I'm going to kill you and mom... can you sign this release for me to own an automatic weapon?

Well as long as you understand this is a big responsibility and you kill other people, not us.