u/Silver-Honkler

98.0k post karma · 121.7k comment karma · joined Jan 2024

  1. 777points

    every single time (i.redd.it) [OC]

    86 comments · source

  2. 490points

    I promised her I overcame my crippling frog meme addiction years ago, but she unlocked my phone and discovered thousands (v.redd.it) [Edit ]

    15 comments · source

Silver-Honkler

I don't have these discussions on reddit anymore.

Silver-Honkler

40 pounds and probably the same number of abortions later with one or two bastard children with no husband and suddenly now she is interested in "settling down".

Silver-Honkler

Lots of websites out there sell drugs. There are some drugs out there that get big brother's seal of approval when you bribe them with enough money.

Look at SSRIs and the covid vaccine. They have caused (and are causing) untold damage to the world. But some hippie eating LSD or a war vet taking MDMA for PTSD is what we are supposed to be worried about.

Silver-Honkler

I was in my office which is near the bedroom. I walk out the door and glance at my wife who is sitting upright in bed giving a thousand yard stare at the wall. I have to grab scissors from the kitchen bc I can't find mine so I keep walking past her. I'm digging in the junk drawer and yell over to her, hey is something wrong? Turns out my actual wife was in the living room a few feet away from me on the other side of the wall. She asked why I yelled. I told her so she could hear me from the bedroom. She tells me she has been sitting there this whole time. The most terrifying thing I've ever done in my life is walk back to the bedroom to see what was sitting on my bed. There was nothing, which was just about as terrifying as if her doppelganger had still been sitting there. It still kinda fucks me up.

Silver-Honkler

How you feel is how you feel, and that is OK. It would be alright to give yourself some grace: you made it, and it is finally over.

It is OK to not be sad when people who mistreated you die.

Silver-Honkler

Some people don't believe in anything and just go to be around other people they can help and who care about them. The social aspect opens lots of networking opportunities. You also have no obligation to give tithes and if the church has a requirement it is probably a fraud scheme and worth avoiding (major red flag). There are also a lot of volunteer opportunities which build character and brings peace.

Silver-Honkler

Weird right? I'm happy for it. There is a lot of meme material between holidays and just average human nature. It's another subject that hasn't been addressed in meme format before so basically it is a new frontier.

The moral lessons of Christ helped me get sober and become a valuable member of my local community. I can finally be the change I wish to see in this world. Ideally, some of that rubs off on other people, who can then also become valuable members of their community via frog memes and the Lord.

Basically, it's a cultural fusion, like bananas and rice.

Silver-Honkler

Grabbing my popcorn now

Silver-Honkler

You're supposed to just buy more when it is cheaper.

Silver-Honkler

She has no way to know for sure you got it, so you're free to carry on with your new life and never think about it or her again.

Imagine if a stranger or an ex partner did the same things to you that she has done. Would you want them in your life? It is entirely possible to live a good - or even better - life without any of them in it.

Silver-Honkler

But I voted blue no matter who, how can this be happening?

Silver-Honkler

If you think this is bad, wait until you hear about the Quality Learing Centers in Minnesota.

Silver-Honkler

Work, volunteer or church. I guess I got old.

Silver-Honkler

dysgenic leftoid femboys, great job everyone 👏

Silver-Honkler

What is your cost basis

Silver-Honkler

America wasn't ready for allowing women to vote.

Silver-Honkler

Israel instructed him to do this to further the destruction of western civilization.

Ye best start believing in occupied countries; you're in one.

Silver-Honkler

An older boy at the playground showed me one for free and ever since then I've been an addict

Silver-Honkler

I gotta see pics.

PCGS lost an expensive coin of mine then tried to lie about it, roughly five or six years ago. The coin I got back was in better condition than the actual one I sent, but I definitely didn't get grandpas coin back. Never did business with them again.

Silver-Honkler

Got some jewelry at an alright price. One is a very rare issue which can be a blessing and a curse in this niche market. The algorithm pushes a lot of the well-known pieces. Buyers exist for the more obscure stuff but make up a smaller segment of the market.

Paid $150, will eventually get $500 easy, just a matter of when. Hopefully by Christmas. Weird ass market, who knows, it could fly out of here by end of week. The irregularity and unpredictability leading up to these profits is what keeps me going. Inject that shit right into my veins.

Silver-Honkler

For me, they made me face things I was too scared to face in my normal life. I was offered a great deal of perspectives I couldn't see on my own (or with "highly qualified" therapists). Gonna be honest it was absolute hell but when it was over I was covered in sweat with my fan pointed at me. It was the most refreshing thing I ever felt in my life. I closed my eyes and was a trout just like me and my late brother caught as kids. I was joined by another one and we swam up rivers and streams together. When I woke up the next morning, I was a completely different person.

Silver-Honkler

Hell yeah 👍

Silver-Honkler

The platform limits searches for pepe and stuff so here is a link, hope I don't get banned

Guy is real nice, probs cut a deal if you honk politely

https://ebay.io/m/kfNIAb