u/Simple_Journalist_46

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Simple_Journalist_46

I have unabashedly cussed out recruiters who cold call my cell phone. Gtfo with that noise its a work day and I didn’t ask for your interruption

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Long ago, when we had cubicle offices and voip (Skype! But thats a different story) desk phones, RH would call one engineer and try to recruit them out. They’d usually semi politely tell the recruiter to pound sand. Then the phone of the next engineer would ring… would go around the whole floor before it stopped for the day. The recruiters had no clue we were all just placing bets on who got the next call. None of us were dumb enough to take a RH position.

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I had an hour commute in my 20s. This fueled my desire to never again commute. I hate driving with an undying passion

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Way better execution than the guy who used a rope to tow one of those.

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Tell that to all the guys near me with 30’ Everglades or Cape Horns or Bahama Boatworks etc. Less than 3 and you’re a poor

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Run like the wind!

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If you look at average photos 100 years ago, those people were often ugly. Today we have far less uggos breeding (said as a mid dude). In 100 years I bet most of us will be ugly by comparison.

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Long ago we came home to my brother’s cat hanging herself in the window blind pulls. Literally swinging in them by her neck and maybe a forepaw. She never went near the blinds again. Sometimes they just do dumb shit

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Theres a lifted compensation mobile near me with outlined wheel wells and steps. But Ive also seen a couple Carolina squats so YMMV

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Shabby chic. Rock it.

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Maybe its fake but please BMW ditch the buck tooth beaver.

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Self awareness is anathema for these types. Its why hes (vaguely) rich and we aren’t.

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This year I got into 3D printing. My list of $50-200 items just exploded. Prior to that it was all $2k items…

Get yo man into 3D printing

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Well fuck me in the horse

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Would it be better if ICP was known for that question?

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Hes clearly walking with his ass, y’all. I mean come on

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Pickle rick?

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Is this real or photoshop? Seems like bait

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If you don’t have paper products in the passenger seat, you’re doing your costco run wrong!

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TIL those things are water powered. Dunno why that never occurred to me before! Thank you

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Its in Destin, FL

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Had to scroll way too far to find this!

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Epic level troll, had me thinking it was real!

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And then everyone clapped.

Look I know how a position and team feels indispensable, but it just isn’t that way. The work doesn’t matter, nearly as much as the impact in perception.

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Imola Red, pretty car. My M is plenty of car and more, perhaps I should start tracking it just to learn more.