u/SleepParalysisPal

In Minnesota we call that a hot dish! So good! reading this really warmed my heart on a bad day, so thank you! I really needed that

At least it wasn’t mine who showed up in all black crying like a funeral and had a toast clearly written by ChatGPT

God forbid you respect people’s boundaries these days. /s

Dude I’ve been a cook for well over a decade and I can firmly say that this is 100% made up bullshit and some creative writing exercise

Literally happened 4 days ago. How much you want to bet that these two things are linked?

“Happily married”? Wrong on both counts there bud

It’s in the first book in the first part, titled Dune

A slotted spoon with a built in rest thing so it doesn’t touch the counter. I love that spoon

Edit to add: Here is a link to the spoon if anyone is interested, though the price was recently raised to $12 so my apologies; it was under $10 when I purchased a few years back

Oh yeah I was born in 1856. It’s when I knocked your mom up

Literally how did you get in? Wondering how low the standards are

I met her and her partner James Blake once when I was backstage at one of his DJ sets!!! They are both wonderful people and the hate towards her is absolute bullshit. I’ve had both the pleasure and displeasure of meeting a fair few celebrities in my life and Jameela Jamil ties with Miley Cyrus for the kindest celebrity award!

Ahhh I dared to use that word once as well and got a warning

Edited spelling b/c wet nails rn

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I’m vera disappointed in this post

Dead ass I fucking love these though

They also smelled so gross. It was a disgusting experience from beginning to end

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I’m gonna tell my kids that’s Chuck Norris

Okay so I thought you were posting this pic to rage against the party bag and I was legitimately so confused because this bag is the best one I’ve seen in years. Little to no plastics with many items being consumables so their parents aren’t stuck with junk? You nailed it!

Before browsing the comments I would have said you were a queer stoner furry who likes to rizz ‘em with the tism. Now I think you’re a queer stoner non-furry who likes to rizz ‘em with the tism

First dress for sure! The first one utilizes the timelessness of the basque waist with some modern flare in a way that I think will age better than the trendiness of the second one

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Dress 3. I literally gasped at how beautiful you look and a lady looked at me on the bus

We had such a nice time without you guys

My mom made our costumes growing up and I always thought it was the coolest thing ever that I had something unique compared to everyone else. I always look back on those costumes with the fondest memories and it’s one of my favorite things my mother has ever done for me.

You’re doing a great job