u/Smart_Calendar1874

What subreddit is this? Lol

No. I've never even been to France. I learned it as a teen/adult.

I don't have to imagine. That being said, I only reply like 1% of the time lol

Je comprends... J'ai un dimplome en français. 

Not taking questions right now. Thank you.

Djinns AKA genies. It would be cool to have wishes granted but also unforseen consequences.

Can't believe they made a real life spinoff where Carcetti runs for president and cheats on his wife while she is suffering from cancer.

heavy angry breathing

No.

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Vote Yea.

For those of you who have seen Midsommar. He's also the old man who jumps off the cliff and doesn't fully die.

Wanna get hammered while watching? Drink every time someone says one of the following:

"That's bullshit and you know it."

"You came all the way here just to tell me that?"

"It's not <metaphor> but <different metaphor>."

"What did you just say to me?" (Most likely said by Harvey)

"Get (the hell) out of my office."

As someone who has read a lot of LeCarre I loved the movie version. I went to the theater with someone who had never even heard of LeCarre and he aid it was one of the most confusing movies of his life and he had no idea what was happening for the most part.

Can't be bothered. I don't really care enough to do that lol.

You're here early 

I took a new job which requires me to relocate. I'm worried I might dislike where I'm moving or the job I'm taking.

This dude's cylinder*

I dont know lol. Ask them, not me. I'm just existing.

Layla! (Eric Clapton/Derek and the Dominoes)

You got me on my knees!

That's Marky Mark! She's doing Marky Mark!

I'm not American born so I cant be president.

The VOC (Dutch East India Company) was not only evil but encouraged incredibly evil behavior. In their first expedition, the leader, Jan Pietreszoon Coen, was accused by multiple crew members of inhumane practices, slavery, murder, etc. when they returned. The board of directors looked at it and said "Wow. Did you just get us all of the known nutmeg in the world? Lets make you governor general (CEO)!"

My coworker, Justin.

He's married to a man he loves very much so he's doing fine. He is perfectly healthy and clean. He always smells nice. Like Versace Dylan Blue. I like him but he has a face only a mother could love. And one other guy, I guess (see above).

I can't legally be the US President lol.

You and the voices in your head?