u/Solidfart85

Thats beautiful well done

I love how the lady who is filming, who is clearly over 30, turns into a child when asking mum if it's ok to curse. Makes me feel teeny tiny

Fucks sake I nearly shat myself then

Sorry for your loss friend

His groin area must just be like a net bag full of ham

I'm jealous of their little bromance going on. My dog is getting extra cuddles today because of this post. You made this happen

I thought this was going to be a post about sitting on a chair in your garden in the sun.

Her feelings were hurt maybe, maybe she was really wanting to have sex and was frustrated after. I spent years in an unfulfilling relationship. I don't want to have sex as much/can't have sex as much, my ex took that as me not being attracted to her. Better communication about sex leads to less arguments.

You may feel embarrassed about not wanting sex as a man but if we could just say nah I'm alright actually, I'd rather get to know you better or something along the lines of that, I think she may have taken the no a bit better.

Hank is beautiful. I'd share my cheese with him

Nah man. I spent years after leaving my old job looking for someone to settle down with. Had a fiance and a long term relationship. Both fizzled out. Living on my own now with my dog, I get access to my son half the week and I'm living on my own now. I was miserable living with other people but I just didnt realise it.

Girls are just normal people like you mate. You will get used to it after a while and will become second nature to you.

I'm glad it made you happy.

That's really good. Must have taken you ages. Well done

What a great picture. Alf looks like he led an exciting life.

I just gotta stand here for a minute, smile at the camera and I'll be fine. Nobody knows I'm high

That's fancy

Irish lady with a stick man

Very rustic.

I'm 36 and I'm fucked. I'm falling apart and I welcome the reaper.

Imagine hiding yourself in there before they set up all the dogs. Then you could sneak out, all sneaky like, and pet each dog, one at a time.

Little bit of mayo or mustard on the cheese, a slice of cured meat. Oh I'm jonesing now

Save your weed for after the journey

Your wig looks like normal hair and it suits you very well. You look very happy.

That looks amazing. I'm going to try making something like this when I move house. Thanks

I fucking love a good cry.

These arent normal elephants, they are spec ops. Always ready to react.