u/SoonerRed

3,751 post karma · 62.5k comment karma · joined Jun 2013

SoonerRed

Way marks will save your sanity in gathering

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I like my men able to say the word ass

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AM I GOING TO GET ANY OF THIS ILLICIT FEET MONEY?!??!?!?

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oh my god

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Are you my dad?

I didn't know you were on reddit.

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People are still shopping at target?

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I saw a really spectacular poodle dyed like a bright orange and deep black tiger.

In Walmart

And the owner seemed annoyed that everyone stopped him to comment on it.

  1. You chose to do that to your dog
  2. You chose to bring your dog into Walmart.

You did this to yourself

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I'm getting a neck ache watching this

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You just lost your copy

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I think Pauly mentioned that several people were making the same speech.

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It's amazing. Omg.

Such a good book.

Gut punches.

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I did a Google search for the condition and... those poor people!

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That would have irritated the fuck out of me

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Least cool thing I've ever seen in this sub

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Lol

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I was sad one day. Your illness is invalid.

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I found it a rough start. But once I was in, I was IN

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Well listen.

It's currently 8 books. It's an easy and fun read.

It's the reread read and then the audio book listen and the audio immersion listen....

That's what gets you

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What the actual fuck

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I had a toddler and a cat. I put eye bolts in the ceiling and walls and used fishing line to secure the tree.

It worked.

The ornaments weren't secure, but the tree was.

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Am I supposed to be attracted to that?

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Amazing how perceptive you are. You got all that from my six words. Incredible!

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He will not kowtow!

....i must go to lowes

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Don't make me acknowledge reality, friend. I'm having fun in my fantasy world

(You're right, though)

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But, see, I don't care what Texans think about it.