u/SpaceMonkeyAttack

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I think I'd still remember how to buy a single paper ticket on the Tube, if they still sell those... But I'd only advise that if the visitor didn't have any kind of contactless payment option.

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That would make sense, but it's not what the Highway Code says.

Rule 268

Do not overtake on the left or move to a lane on your left to overtake. In congested conditions, where adjacent lanes of traffic are moving at similar speeds, traffic in left-hand lanes may sometimes be moving faster than traffic to the right. In these conditions you may keep up with the traffic in your lane even if this means passing traffic in the lane to your right. Do not weave in and out of lanes to overtake.

(emphasis mine)

It assumes that people are only using the middle or outside lanes to overtake, and not sitting in them driving slower than traffic. It doesn't say you have to slow down, but it says "Do not overtake on the left", which kinda implies that you do.

I don't know of anyone who's actually been fined for undertaking in these circumstances. I've also never heard what a lawyer or judge has to say about it.

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There were 50 people working on Mass Effect Universe, and they were targeting a release "Late 2028".

And the average salary is definitely not $100k. For a developer, yes, but many of those 50 people are artists, sound engineers, level designers, QA, project managers who earn a lot less.

$4-5m a year seems much closer to reasonable. Especially as all those folks are gonna be working from home now that the offices are closed.

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Mainly because we don't want turbo cancer.

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If you are part of an oppressed class, and the oppression is coming from both sides, then you aren't voting for who you think your best ally is, you are choosing your opponent. You are deciding who you want to be demanding your rights from.

It's a shit situation to be in, but you should still vote.

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I remember a bit about the giant women doing things like having Gulliver sit astride their nipples, and Gulliver being kinda grossed out, because every pore and blemish was also gigantic, so he found them very unattractive.

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Cooking quickly. If a recipe says the prep takes 15 minutes, I need to allow 30-45.

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Product: We need to send people a reminder email 24h before an event.

Engineering: Oh fuck

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Is there not a launderette within four hours of you?

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I assumed these were made up, or possibly Chuck Tingle, and then she started describing Dungeon Crawler Carl.

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I knew there had to be some reason for Multiple Inheritance to exist...

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What about the 1993 TV show starring Lenny Henry?

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That's because they had a magnetic HDD instead of flash storage. More power hungry, slower, louder, more prone to failure, but cheaper per GB.

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Saturday Night Fry on Radio 4 did a sketch with Hugh Laurie with a similar joke. But funnier.

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Can I get the money if I already had myself sterilised?

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My third test attempt. I was crossing a busy, traffic-light controlled junction. Before the lights, it was two lanes, but on the other side of the junction it went down to one. I was so busy looking in my mirrors trying to find space to get into the left lane that I stopped paying attention to the traffic in front, and the examiner had to hid the brakes so we didn't rear-end the car in front.

She had me pull over, then she got out and walked back to the test centre. Good thing my instructor was in the back and could drive me home.

Took me three years to emotionally recover from that, and start learning again (that and I moved out of London, so being able to drive became a necessity rather than luxury).

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Cutting off Starlink didn't just prevent Ukraine from giving air raid warnings. They were using it to control interceptor drones. They literally took away Ukraine's ability to intercept Russian missiles.

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You can be legally blind and still have some amount of vision. She might be able to read extra large text on the display 30cm from her face, but unable to see details smaller or further away.

I think you can also get phones with braille displays.

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I think what the comment above you is describing is a lack of media literacy.

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NVDA was around $20 in Jan '23, didn't hit $200 until Oct '25. If you could only invest $100, that gets you $900 in profit nearly three years later. If you are broke, you can't afford to do without $100 now for the hope of $900 later.

10x sounds great, but it's only gonna make you Rich if you can afford to invest tens of thousands up front, which means you are probably already doing pretty good.

It's why the rich get richer and the poor stay poor.

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At least he didn't claim diplomatic immunity?

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Jesus, thanks. I was trying to find what the fuck Burnham had said.

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See, I knew Idris Elba from when he hunted vampires

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If I discarded 192 items of clothing every year I'd be a naturist.

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Boris Johnson?