u/Squallification

Tiger

BRUHHHH In a heartbeat ofc!

^{Rolled: Looks: 100/10 | Personality: 10/10 | Green Flag: Very kind | Red Flag: None}

Platypus

^{Rolled: In this group: Mammals | Without the letter: N}

Hmmm~ I think I'm good

^{Rolled: Their Appearance: 3/10 | Their wealth: 100k | Their gender: Female | Their affection: Would burn the world for you}

Kyoto

Never

^{Rolled: Looks: 10 | Personality: 6 | Money: Upper Class | How Attracted They Are To You: Avoidant/Distant}

Nope

^{Rolled: Monthly allowance: $1,200 | Amount of time spent with them: Six days a week | Intimacy level: A lot romantic - they said theyre lonely I guess | Any bonus luxuries?: Extra $4,000 per week}

Welp..

^{Rolled: Your Stats: 10/10 STR, 10/10 SPD, 1/10 IQ | Guards:: • High IQ | Prison Type: • Transit}

Thank you

^{Rolled: Debt: $0 | Job: Pays well | Happiness: Great | …: Not rigged}

Still free money

^{Chose: Random $$$ per breath | Rolled: $0.50}

Shiny Ampharos

^{Rolled: 1 in 4096: shiny | Random Pokémon: Ampharos}

So~ a win right?

^{Rolled: The pay: 1m | The job: Underwater cave diving | The rate: Every hour | Curse/Blessing: You are invulnerable while working}

Bear

Seems fancy

^{Rolled: A flower themed card: Cannabis with petals made of diamonds | White cards with only words: A vulture on a gold throne | Cards with odd pictures: Cabbage soup in a fancy bowl}

It's a win then

^{Rolled: Power: Matter Transmutation | Side Effect: You Can Never Eat Grandma's Homemade Lasagna Again}

Sure

^{I rolled Pay: $50000 · Rate: Every year · Multiplier [Luck]: 1x}

Hmmmm prolly not. Sounds like a bit irresponsible with money

^{Rolled: Green flag #1: Never farts. | Green flag #2: Plays the guitar. | Red flag #1: Has a minor gambling problem. | Red flag #2: Drinks a glass of wine with every meal.}

Definitely

^{Rolled: For $5K would you do this?: Have some of grandma’s homemade lasagna}

I would if I could.

^{Rolled: Tell me…: WHY WON’T YOU EAT GRANDMA’S HOMEMADE LASAGNA}

Honestly, I would if I could

^{Rolled: Tell me…: WHY WON’T YOU EAT GRANDMA’S HOMEMADE LASAGNA}

Carrying my n00b is quite good 🤭 Please check out : That's the guy!

I just found out about this. I'm about to cry 😭

Not from any of those ~ but hey! I'm from the night court 🥳

https://preview.redd.it/tgnahgsvfcuh1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15fa068a36f5eb8ad73d4774d3451dc7c289d30e

Ohhh~ thank you~

^{Rolled: Claim Prize: $1,000,000}