u/Stormtomcat

if they do a buy one get one free deal, maybe a lot of daughters will get shitty lingerie too.

/barf

I know that in the 1980s my mom worked as a secretary/personal assistant in an office setting, and although it was basically a formality, she had to ask permission from her C-level boss to leave.

ETA : this was in Belgium

I was going to say that they look like they've stolen Tom Holland's frog. Now they're regretting they put it in their mouth, but they're too committed to the bit to admit they're not loving the slimy wriggles in their mouth hahaha

Didn't expect Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds catching strays here, but a) well deserved, and b) I see the sense of what you're saying.

Pimp him out to hungry bottom boys so I can enjoy his sloppy seconds

"Roll over and send me one of your perky little butt and your hairy crack (hole appreciated)"

Not Kim Kardashian sitting in judgment over another vapid woman selling sex hahaha 

What kind of stuff is Kayla on with her 

You know he gets handsy when drunk, so Mia is a tramp for crying and you should apologize (paraphrased)

And what kind of lead huffing or TikTok brain rot are your mother and some of your friends on? 

Not your business? Keep the peace? They're the 50 guys in the Cornell WhatsApp. 

I understand that it's a complication because your mother is your mom, and you live with Kayla, but they're revolting, and you did the right thing. 

Secretly I love when they're horrendously bad actors. Like "sorry officer, my pants ripped and I know that's illegal" kinda bad. 

The top is pretty impolite, not even giving a reach-around. You're very kind to offer your throat haha

It's cost her too, right? 

Too camp, too kitsch, too outspoken about the wrong subjects, and the repercussions were that she was rejected from red carpets like the met gala, etc 

Have you been fucked before?

Maybe if you offer to go first...?

Halfway between a snarl and a smirk, a very strange expression. 

Did another tourist snap a candid picture without permission or something?

Do you know what protection prep and doxy offer? 

AFAIK neither are a universal protection against every STD in existence. 

I'm aware of the 30/30/40% split, but that's still 70% who're hard to trust. 

My country, Belgium, has mandatory voting, so our society organizes itself around allowing the vote to go smoothly: many small polling stations, businesses only open for half a day, it's never on a school day, etc. 

I used to think "well, if the vote isn't mandatory, maybe bosses aren't accommodating about it" but can that really account for 40% of votes not cast?

Sounds hot! 

Who's your buddy? Is he gay and out, and are you too? Or was it a total surprise to get a view of his straight throbbing hard on? 

Did you stick to sexting or did you go further? 

A finger unfurls, your wish is granted. 

Family, friends, colleagues, former teachers, your usual barista, vague acquaintances like your grandma's friend who always pinched your cheek and told you you were getting so big... Their suffering is eased. All of them become noticably healthier and happier. 

Soon the government spots the change, and with AI it's easy to discover the common thread: you. 

One day, you're pulled into an unmarked van. You're taken to a black site, where they chain you up to a dentist chair. You get a catheter. You get intraveneus food. Your eyes are pried open with those clamps from A Clockwork Orange. 

Then it begins: an endless parade of politicians and their rich 1% cronies who can pay for an hour of your time. With stimulants and electroshocks, they make you forget who you are, just to be sure your gift doesn't apply to you. Then you're forced to get to know them all. This goes on for decades. 

Soon enough, even the vestiges of any memories of your actual loved ones begin to fade, meaning the beneficial effect of your gift also disappears for them. 

The paw closes, your wish has been fulfilled. 

That's a very sweet compliment! 

I was worried that I didn't do the unicorn horn right, I'm more used to the monkey's paw. 

All the pics are in the same area? It looks so different! 

Was it fully abandoned, or was there a risk passersby would see you naked and boned up?

Your tab lines are so hot, I can only imagine how creamy your ass must look. I'm hoping for the same coarse little hairs in your crack and around your hole. 

BTW, how do you put that massive donkey dick in your pants? Have you ever gotten a boner that ripped your shorts? 

Agreed. Who wants to be found in a car crash wreck with OP's bitten off dick in their mouth? 

Just imagine that you're not fatally wounded but still die because you're choking on weiner

That first GIF is a fantastic tease, and I'm a top, so that's saying something. 

Were there other guys in the locker room when you were showing off? Or maybe hungrily staring at you from the sauna area?

I'm going to go against the grain here: I figure it's just a typical MCU Easter egg to give fans a little thrill "did you see?!". 

If Hydra's AI was intelligent, informed and fast enough to extrapolate that some random arrogant surgeon who invests more in his watch collection than in his relationship with Rachel McAdams (hello??) is already on their radar as special enough to be a threat, how come that, say, the Red Room churning out new Black Widows by the bus load didn't even blip to them? Wasn't the Red Room moving on to implants by then, leaving a trail of components, dead girls and paperwork? 

Anushka Blavatsky is a lot less interesting to put on screen of you don't know she's the youngest graduate 'sister' to Natasha Romanoff 

That's because you just hit me, you ACAB pig

/j