u/Streamjumper

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Also YES

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C'mon, man. Take the Imperium seriously.

They'd have a dedicated servitor unravel it every evening and another to knit it around him.

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1 seat, and 1%... so a GOP "mandate"?

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If you hang a stone outside you can use it to tell the weather.

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"But your guys have been openly conspiring to '8647'. Checkmate, commie mutant traitors."

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100% sweet baby.

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While he's linked a bit more to Carolingian myth, Huon de Bordeaux is believed to be the Knight of the Horn in Arthurian myth. He passed through Oberon's forest and by remaining steadfastly courteous impressed the king enough to earn his friendship, blessings, and eventually receive Oberon's fey kingdom as his successor.

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North: Maine

West: Texas

East: Maine

South: Florida

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Let's not forget that actual military training is build around fear inoculation, so that soldiers in chaotic situations can react with some degree of calm. Meanwhile, cop training emphasizes fear, teaching trainees to see their beat as a battlefield rife with lethal threats.

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The best part of the rootkit bullshit was when their "fix" installed an even bigger security risk. All so they didn't have to worry about the problem of people using computers to copy their cds. And after some genius there put labels on those discs touting the "enhanced cd content. Put in your computer for more stuff!" line.

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That's because his 50s era wet dream died when the factory offshored his job and automated the rest. He's actually going to spend the work day filling that cup with cheap whiskey down at the local bar while his hubby pretends to believe he's making something of himself before staggering back to drunkenly beat everyone.

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Faily values.

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I just put a rye old fashioned and a proper daiquiri out on nights of the new moon. They need such fortifying libations to aid them in their glorious and mysterious works.

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Not much, what's new with you?

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Sony's got a much longer history than that of fucking customers over.

PS2 DRE bullshit and the subsequent class action suit that didn't do nearly enough given the scope of the issue and the willingness of the company to blame customers for the failure so they could ignore the warranty despite knowing about the defect.

PS3 Other OS removal.

Any time Sony feels they have enough of an upper hand, they bone their customers.

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You'll be sticking to soft foods too when you're Space Granny's age.

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We all need some help on this fine day.

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I still haven't seen Snue.

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"Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees."

GNU Sir Terry Pratchett.

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50+ year old here too. Have not only seen a 3d cornucopia, but have served food from them and even carved a few out of ice for buffet displays.

But then my degree is in culinary arts and I worked in some fairly fancy places back before I got out of the business, so my experiences are wildly out of the norm.

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They've been told for decades that the greatest love for this country is blind cheerleading rather than diligent custodianship. There is no country so great that it doesn't have problems to fix and a true patriot wants their country to be the greatest it can be.

The founding fathers they profess to worship knew this so well that they baked ways to do it right into the constitution and expected them to be used.

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This. There is no "War on Christmas". Christmas is waging war on not only the nearby holidays, but the whole damn calendar.

I swear Mariah Carey is thawing faster than the polar ice.

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If my coworkers call me "Sir" they're trying to bust my balls.

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Oberon Prime stumbled drunkenly so Archfey could ascend to the throne.

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Henry Stickmin, The Stanley Parable, and Plug And Play always produce great streams.