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Whoops, messed up the amount. Was supposed to say 130.00 USD

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I sleep in jeans constantly. Dunno why, I’m probably broken

I get that. I live in WNC, I’m in a city but there are black bears all around where I’m at. They like to hang out in the tree outside my apartment complex, I’m comfortable within 20 feet of the “neighborhood bears”. I don’t like being close to mom/cubs, but a single black bears is just a big, goofy raccoon.

Leaving work a couple weeks back, there was one standing in the road. I wanted to get by, got tired of waiting so I just kinda walked towards it slowly and it got out of my way. Was more interested In the trash cans, then got distracted by an apple tree in the parking lot.

Good ole’ dick salt.

Thanks. I was stuck in a scrolling haze, and this comment made me roll my eyes enough to kick my legs over the side of the bed and get up. Take your upvote and get outta here, lol

They goin’ clean his chimney, that’s for sure

Bro what fantasy land do you live in?

Feb 2017 for me. Long hair dude, just cut it back to my shoulder blades when it reaches my nipples

I’m not usually one to be this pedantic, but are we forgetting about Little Richard? Again, I know this is pedantic, because we’re talking about 2 completely different time periods. The idea that Little Nas X was the first openly gay black musician is….hilarious to me.

I’m weeping for sure, I get it

Bro you’re fine, you got high on DPH. Prognosis is, don’t do DPH again. I’m sure you still feel woozy, you took 12 Benadryl. Or 24, depending on the dosage.

You got high, you’re out of the window of ill effects. Give it 24 hours, you’ll be fine. Go to bed, try again tomorrow

So honest question, can anyone point me to a source that would verify this, or, actually graph it? Not that I disbelieve Yandex got bombed,but, I keep seeing these wild claims and it just seems…is there anyone actually numerically verifying the data people are claiming?

Edit: I don’t use Twitter, use too much of Reddit but I don’t spend my downtime on many subs where this would have become liek, “obvious” to me

Newer trend. I currently work at a bar and grille, as well as a coffee shop that turns into a bar/“bistro” (for lack of a better term, tapas bar, but not Spanish at all). We have a couple selzer-style bevs at each. Low sellers, but, caters to gluten-free folks, any gender who’s party are beer drinkers but they are not, person who wants one drink but in their mind liquor is too “strong”

Reminds me of a time I had to kick a guy out of my apartment for trying to cook crack in my cast iron. Like, bro, there were other pots and pans…..wtf?

Nobody is cooking drugs in cast iron, that’s….stupid. Wash your pot and you’re fine

Aye, my good buddy is a STAUNCH example of a good Brazilian. And good human. I should call him, it’s been a minute.

Anyway, met a few Brazilians while hanging out with him (stayed with him when my town has a big hurricane, then we were “storm buddies” during the aftermath). All really, really kind people. I was impressed with the little community they developed. I have much love for Brazilians. However, Joao, if you’re reading this (I realize there are lots of Joao’s) you’re a piece of shit, and you know what you did 😂

Eww

I was gonna say, I work at restaurants, and 9 times outta 10 there’s like, one soap dispenser that takes a different key (or someone lost the key). 2 paper clips bent, one of the keys on your ring, corkscrew, a real thin (whatever). Just jam it in the opening. That relies on “pressure” to open.

Also, wtf? Isn’t this like….dangerous as shit? Lmfao

Yeah and people don’t understand that handling cups with gloves is…..slippery. I’m a bartender part time. If I ever have a cut on my finger, even a Bandaid makes my shift suck. If i cut myself at work, and have to glove up because I’m still kinda bleeding under the bandage…..guarantee im spilling a few drinks and dropping some shit that night. Can’t grip

The “sell by” date on that beef reads 9/29. If you did this order yesterday/day before, I highly doubt the store had beef 1 week past the “sell by” date out. You can see it if you zoom in.

Use that as evidence the lady is scamming you

I’m trying to figure out what that thing is under the beans (between them and the lettuce). Is that supposed to be bacon? I guess it doesn’t matter what it’s supposed to be; at the end of the day it’s just pixels. The wrong pixels

Yeah I looked it up in the meantime, looks like 80% rye vs 51% rye (A, vs Old, respectively).

I’ll have to give it a try

Pizza place I used to work at would make pentagrams with the pesto for pizzas with a pesto base. Shit spreads out anyway

Ethan Klein jump scare, yikes