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I wish that I could just wish your HM away.

He take Spiderman off of Old Man Holland.

Losing his shit and going OP has been Gohan’s defining trait since he was 4 years old. Bro would make Beerus go 12% fer sher.

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You did it you crazy bastard

If I start liking characters, then I might start liking Star Wars. No thank you.

Turn out the lights

Luke was taught that there is no try, by Nemik says we should always try. So, still Luke.

Probably Spielberg: “George, what have you don’t to these kids?”

The George: “Wait. If they can defend these shit movies for 27 years…then they can do anything.”

They should have Vader yell “Noooooooooooo!!!” right at the climax of the film.

Dude. Keep your voice down.

And I just bought my son the Walker from the movie, so it’s really $345.800040 million now

Sorry, Luctards. No way this wokeslop makes back its budget.

It’s the year 20Woke6. We root for terrorists now!🤪🤪

I’m trying so hard, but I still just see Tatooine Cats getting eaten by the Sarlacc.

That’s because DC fans wouldn’t shut up about Spidey somehow being FTL in powerscaling forums.

Roger, Roger

In the ESB novelization, he said some CRAZY shit to the Falcon, which we now know to be L3-37. And she liked it.

Don’t look at me. That’s canon.

Gurl was saving the galaxy when her whole crew died. She got stunned, tortured, had to tough it out with Tarkin, then watch her whole planet and everyone she loved, get wiped from the galaxy. Then she had to take over her own rescue, survive a garbage compactor with a monster (and three useless dudes) in it. Then she gotta take some lip off some cocky-ass smuggler who barely did shit. That was her day, so far. Process that.

Was she fair to Chewy? No. Did he catch a stray that Han deserved? Yes. Can we all just give this literal princess some damned grace after what she went through to save us all?

Yer damned right.

No, no, no. Everyone on Reddit treats me like some fat, racist Texan, just because I live in America. Until you guys quit the UK, you’re just unintelligible English hillbillies to us. 😊

Hadjar’s been drinking Red Bull all day. He’s ready to step up.

Snyderwolf is so ugly. Imagine having to pretend that’s peak.

If Dedra can just get one outside agitator to destabilize Ghorman society before the last mining ship lands, then she’ll be free of the curse and transform into a Director!

Especially that incredible ending, though I heard they’re gonna ruin it with ANOTHER sequel. Cha-Ching, Ge$$$$orge

How did they even get to Hoth, or whatever? What, did they fly there in their spaceships or something? Fine, maybe, but you can’t just expect the audience to write the story for you. SHOW don’t TELL.

Like, who even ASKED for more Star Wars??