u/SummerMummer

Thomas Midgley Jr. invented both leaded gasoline and CFCs

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Midgley_Jr.

Degrees are not nearly as important as the people you meet while getting the degree.

That she has men in her life who can't be bothered to not piss on the seat when it's down.

and they still kept calling me for gigs after that.

Because you are now much more knowledgeable.

Rolling Stone hasn't a clue.

Maybe they found alternative morals.

Stuckeys is literally why I’m alive lol.

That deserves a billboard.

Hugh Laurie as House.

Damn fine work for a comedian.

Teaching.

The entire C-suite

She'll have to wait her turn.

Definitely a republican.

No, I will not hire you.

Any organized religion.

I wouldn't worry about it. If it were important it would be a phone call, not a text.

Play outside.

Seems odd, doesn't it.

It's okay. He got himself too.

Yes he did, and in the funniest way possible.

Hang up on them, as they are just another obvious scammer.

Last week. Where ya been?

That whip is coming out again.

It's a very small business.

That I'd have to hire someone just to keep up with all of the damn tax filings, insurance audits, etc.

They'll never shut down r/Conservative

Mike Oldfield: Incantations.

City? Let's just get rid of the entire state of Florida.